They have to spread this shit out as thin as possible to validate their fans' "The original FF7 has too much content to be contained within a single modern game" delusion.
As he says in the article - Cid wont even be fully *playable* - forget getting to the Temple of the Ancients.
You have to wait for the update Final Fantasy 7.12345: Chaos Chocobo Calamity (now with 2 more dungeons!)
Re: Soystation 5 General
Posted: Sun Sep 17, 2023 12:33 pm
by CuckTurdginson
A game having too much content is a fucking good thing.
But I suppose if your consumer base unironically thinks otherwise - fleece them for all they’ve got.
Re: Soystation 5 General
Posted: Tue Sep 26, 2023 6:29 am
by VoiceOfReasonPast
You will be able to drive a segway in FF7 Rebirth.
I think I'll stick to the superior entries of the Rebirth franchise.
Re: Soystation 5 General
Posted: Tue Sep 26, 2023 3:30 pm
by Kugelfisch
Aren't Segways discontinued? What kind of promotion is that?
Re: Soystation 5 General
Posted: Tue Sep 26, 2023 8:39 pm
by Gendo's Ocular Dickhole
Segways are politically correct & appeal to the reddit audience.
Re: Soystation 5 General
Posted: Wed Sep 27, 2023 4:54 am
by VoiceOfReasonPast
They look stupid so that makes them funny.
Though you'd think they would've gone for e-scooters, which are unfortunately still alive and well worldwide as a supposed quantum leap in the realm of short-distance travel.
Re: Soystation 5 General
Posted: Wed Sep 27, 2023 9:27 am
by Complicity
I'm stoked for le ebin Segway polo minigame.
Re: Soystation 5 General
Posted: Thu Sep 28, 2023 7:59 pm
by Kugelfisch
>e-scooters
The fastest way to tell people you're poor without saying a word.