Soystation 5 General

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Re: Soystation 5 General

Post by Guest » Thu May 06, 2021 8:23 pm

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Thu May 06, 2021 5:37 pm
Their business plan is unironically as stupid as the one from the little elves that steal underwear from South Park.
1. Make zombies.
2. ???????
3. Profit!
Umbrella was a big pharmaceutical company in game, so presumably they made shit other than horrible mutating zombie monster viruses. Also I think later games explained the board of directors or founders of the company were trying to engineer themselves into biological immorality and the viruses were just byproducts of that goal.

All in all, they're really no more evil or stupid than any real world mega corporation. In fact the most unrealistic thing about the RE series was the government clamping down on Umbrella and basically liquidating them after having to nuke a small Town full of Mayo Ghouls to clean up their mess. In the real world the survivors of Raccoon City would be declared deplorables and Umbrella would post a rainbow colored version of their logo during pride month.

"CLAIRE, THE G-VIRUS DOESN'T TURN YOU INTO A ZOMBIE, IT MAKES YOU FAGGOT CLAIRE!"

"THEN WHAT DOES THE N VIRUS DO?"

"SSSHHIIIIIIIIEEEEEET!"

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Re: Soystation 5 General

Post by Guest » Thu May 06, 2021 9:23 pm

Ah so that's the true purpose of the T virus then. Trannys all over the place!

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Re: Soystation 5 General

Post by Kugelfisch » Thu May 06, 2021 10:02 pm

I know they didn't intentionally made zombies. But when they did they just went "Huh, interesting. Let's see what else we can fuck up!".
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Re: Soystation 5 General

Post by Guest » Thu May 06, 2021 10:16 pm

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Thu May 06, 2021 9:23 pm
Ah so that's the true purpose of the T virus then. Trannys all over the place!
The rotting cannibalistic corpses are more attractive, better smelly, and much more personable than the average tranny though.
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I know they didn't intentionally made zombies. But when they did they just went "Huh, interesting. Let's see what else we can fuck up!".
Umbrella leadership was fucking nuts but do you really think the likes of Jeff Bezos or Bill Gates are any more normal when out of the public eye?

Besides when you make zombies while trying to induce immorality for a bunch of rich pedophiles you have three options:

1. Continue Research.

2. Become whistleblower and then get suicided.

3. Invade Russia in the middle of Winter.

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Re: Soystation 5 General

Post by Kugelfisch » Thu May 06, 2021 10:21 pm

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Umbrella leadership was fucking nuts but do you really think the likes of Jeff Bezos or Bill Gates are any more normal when out of the public eye?
They are much scarier.
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Post by Guest » Thu May 06, 2021 10:50 pm

The Resident Evil franchise becoming a tv series was a great opportunity to satirize our corporate overlords, and the Amerifat consoomer's hopeless addiction to various physical, mental and spiritual poisons. Raccoon City's fall to a zombie plague created by Raccoon City's corporate overlords could easily be used to mirror America's slide into nihilism and now inevitable devolution into a third world hellhole.

But Netflix is making it, so it's going to be about sassy black women and trannies.

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Post by VoiceOfReasonPast » Thu May 06, 2021 10:55 pm

The White Umbrella Corporation will use black people as guinea pigs. Mark my words.
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"CLAIRE, THE G-VIRUS DOESN'T TURN YOU INTO A ZOMBIE, IT MAKES YOU FAGGOT CLAIRE!"
Actually Resident Evil Dead Aim had a guy who mutated himself into a monster chick.
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Re: Soystation 5 General

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Resident Evil is a 3rd person adventure game. Making it into a weak-ass wannabe fps is gay as hell.
That's the real problem here, yeah.
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Re: Soystation 5 General

Post by Guest » Fri May 07, 2021 4:49 am

Guest wrote:
Thu May 06, 2021 10:16 pm
Guest wrote:
Thu May 06, 2021 9:23 pm
Ah so that's the true purpose of the T virus then. Trannys all over the place!
The rotting cannibalistic corpses are more attractive, better smelly, and much more personable than the average tranny though.
Kugelfisch wrote:
Thu May 06, 2021 10:02 pm
I know they didn't intentionally made zombies. But when they did they just went "Huh, interesting. Let's see what else we can fuck up!".
Umbrella leadership was fucking nuts but do you really think the likes of Jeff Bezos or Bill Gates are any more normal when out of the public eye?

Besides when you make zombies while trying to induce immorality for a bunch of rich pedophiles you have three options:

1. Continue Research.

2. Become whistleblower and then get suicided.

3. Invade Russia in the middle of Winter.
Jeff Bezos built a giant clock in a mountain that only registers time by centuries.

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Re: Soystation 5 General

Post by Guest » Fri May 07, 2021 4:54 am

Guest wrote:
Thu May 06, 2021 10:50 pm
The Resident Evil franchise becoming a tv series was a great opportunity to satirize our corporate overlords, and the Amerifat consoomer's hopeless addiction to various physical, mental and spiritual poisons. Raccoon City's fall to a zombie plague created by Raccoon City's corporate overlords could easily be used to mirror America's slide into nihilism and now inevitable devolution into a third world hellhole.

But Netflix is making it, so it's going to be about sassy black women and trannies.
The series is about a bunch of OCs pretending they're in The Walking Dead.

The movie is where the real social experimentation is at:

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