Soystation 5 General

Talk about the life consuming, celibacy inducing hobby that is all the rage these days.
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Re: Soystation 5 General

Post by mad bum » Mon Jul 26, 2021 8:06 am

Gives me a reason not to pirate your shitty game.
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Re: Soystation 5 General

Post by rabidtictac » Mon Jul 26, 2021 10:05 am

If new games ceased to be made for the foreseeable future, we'd still have multiple lifetimes of stored-up old shit to play.

Soystation 5 is a pile of junk. How long after release, and there are maybe two games someone would want to play? Those being demon's souls remake (a shitty version of a ps3 game, but maybe you missed the original) and returnal.
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Re: Soystation 5 General

Post by VoiceOfReasonPast » Mon Jul 26, 2021 10:14 am

mad bum wrote:
Mon Jul 26, 2021 8:06 am
Gives me a reason not to pirate your shitty game.
They're not worth playing in the first place.
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They've also been pushing it for PC users :cry:
Because OnLive worked out so well.

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Re: Soystation 5 General

Post by wulfenlord » Tue Jul 27, 2021 8:31 am

rabidtictac wrote:
Mon Jul 26, 2021 10:05 am
If new games ceased to be made for the foreseeable future, we'd still have multiple lifetimes of stored-up old shit to play.

Soystation 5 is a pile of junk. How long after release, and there are maybe two games someone would want to play? Those being demon's souls remake (a shitty version of a ps3 game, but maybe you missed the original) and returnal.
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Re: Soystation 5 General

Post by rabidtictac » Tue Jul 27, 2021 11:38 am

wulfenlord wrote:
Tue Jul 27, 2021 8:31 am
rabidtictac wrote:
Mon Jul 26, 2021 10:05 am
If new games ceased to be made for the foreseeable future, we'd still have multiple lifetimes of stored-up old shit to play.

Soystation 5 is a pile of junk. How long after release, and there are maybe two games someone would want to play? Those being demon's souls remake (a shitty version of a ps3 game, but maybe you missed the original) and returnal.
Don't forget Nigger-Man: Miles Morales
I did forget it. Because it's forgettable.
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Re: Soystation 5 General

Post by Moe Bitches » Tue Jul 27, 2021 1:26 pm

Seems like a lot of people forgot about it.
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Re: Soystation 5 General

Post by Kugelfisch » Tue Jul 27, 2021 5:46 pm

Like they did about all but the PS2 Spoderman with the pizza music.
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Re: Soystation 5 General

Post by Guest » Tue Jul 27, 2021 6:38 pm

Kugelfisch wrote:
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Like they did about all but the PS2 Spoderman with the pizza music.
Not true. They also remember the PS1 Sperm-Man game (aka not the new one).

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Post by VoiceOfReasonPast » Tue Jul 27, 2021 6:50 pm

I even remember the one for the Game Boy.
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Re: Soystation 5 General

Post by rabidtictac » Wed Jul 28, 2021 5:00 am

PissWan Spermer-Man was the best one.

-impressive visuals for the time
-true to the gay comics
-fun
-not ruined by any pozzed movie tie-ins
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