Soystation 5 General

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Re: Soystation 5 General

Post by rabidtictac » Sun Aug 01, 2021 5:13 am

Shocker: concepts do not represent universal truth, but are framing devices used so our worthless meatbrains can comprehend and communicate, in some limited way, about them.
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Re: Soystation 5 General

Post by VoiceOfReasonPast » Sun Aug 01, 2021 6:16 am

Time, like space, reacts to mass. Thus the increase in deathfats threaten our existence. They're the reason why shit is getting so crazy so fast.
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Re: Soystation 5 General

Post by Kugelfisch » Sun Aug 01, 2021 10:04 am

To them, everything moves just a bit more slowly, including they themselves.
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Re: Soystation 5 General

Post by rabidtictac » Sun Aug 01, 2021 1:32 pm

A piece of food in motion as it nears their mouth increases until it hits the point of lightspeed, after which it is absorbed into a supermassive black hole.
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>liberal: ban x
>trump: yeah ban x
>liberal: no bro x is awesome

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Re: Soystation 5 General

Post by Guest » Mon Aug 02, 2021 2:26 pm

rabidtictac wrote:
Mon Jul 26, 2021 10:05 am
If new games ceased to be made for the foreseeable future, we'd still have multiple lifetimes of stored-up old shit to play.

Soystation 5 is a pile of junk. How long after release, and there are maybe two games someone would want to play? Those being demon's souls remake (a shitty version of a ps3 game, but maybe you missed the original) and returnal.
The near future will see retro gaming return with a vengeance, with new games being made for once dead consoles like the SNES and Dreamcast.

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Post by VoiceOfReasonPast » Mon Aug 02, 2021 3:40 pm

And still no love for the ZX Spectrum...
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Re: Soystation 5 General

Post by Kugelfisch » Mon Aug 02, 2021 6:05 pm

New games are made for long dead systems all the time, the ZX Spectrum included for whatever reason.
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Post by Guest » Mon Aug 02, 2021 6:16 pm

Whenever Gayru Larry has sex with one of his numerous 50 y/o British tranny boyfriends he gives birth to a ZX Spectrum game.

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Re: Soystation 5 General

Post by Old Black Man » Wed Aug 04, 2021 11:48 am

rabidtictac wrote:
Mon Jul 26, 2021 10:05 am
If new games ceased to be made for the foreseeable future, we'd still have multiple lifetimes of stored-up old shit to play.

Soystation 5 is a pile of junk. How long after release, and there are maybe two games someone would want to play? Those being demon's souls remake (a shitty version of a ps3 game, but maybe you missed the original) and returnal.
That’s my dream, five years of no new media so I can try and catch up on good shit I’ve missed. And yes, Dog Hand is supreme.
I’m getting too old for this shitposting.

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Re: Soystation 5 General

Post by VoiceOfReasonPast » Wed Aug 04, 2021 3:53 pm

Doge Hand is kinda like FreeSpace 2 in that it was the grand finale of a once great genre.
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