Soystation 5 General

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

They have to spread this shit out as thin as possible to validate their fans' "The original FF7 has too much content to be contained within a single modern game" delusion.

As he says in the article - Cid wont even be fully *playable* - forget getting to the Temple of the Ancients.

You have to wait for the update Final Fantasy 7.12345: Chaos Chocobo Calamity (now with 2 more dungeons!)

[CuckTurdginson]

A game having too much content is a fucking good thing.

But I suppose if your consumer base unironically thinks otherwise - fleece them for all they’ve got.

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

You will be able to drive a segway in FF7 Rebirth.
I think I'll stick to the superior entries of the Rebirth franchise.

[Kugelfisch]

Aren't Segways discontinued? What kind of promotion is that?

[Gendo's Ocular Dickhole]

Segways are politically correct & appeal to the reddit audience.

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

They look stupid so that makes them funny.
Though you'd think they would've gone for e-scooters, which are unfortunately still alive and well worldwide as a supposed quantum leap in the realm of short-distance travel.

[Complicity]

I'm stoked for le ebin Segway polo minigame.

[Kugelfisch]

>e-scooters
The fastest way to tell people you're poor without saying a word.