Soystation 5 General

Talk about the life consuming, celibacy inducing hobby that is all the rage these days.
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Re: Soystation 5 General

Post by mad bum » Tue Jun 14, 2022 1:39 am

PLEASE BE GOOD
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Re: Soystation 5 General

Post by Gendo's Ocular Dickhole » Tue Jun 14, 2022 4:24 am

>expecting current_year+6 remake to be """good"""
>under modern Square
>and their (((Ethics))) Department
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Post by VoiceOfReasonPast » Tue Jun 14, 2022 5:34 am

Wonder how many people will call it a ripoff of Final Fantasy Tactics.
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Re: Soystation 5 General

Post by Newhalf » Tue Jun 14, 2022 5:56 am

This can't even get the naming conventions right. Both "March of the Black Queen" (Ogre Battle) and "Let us cling together" (Tactics Ogre) were Queen song titles. I don't think Queen ever had a song called just "Reborn"?
Shit tier garbage. They should have called this
Tactics Ogre - Another one bites the dust
(or alternatively Radio Ga Ga)
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Re: Soystation 5 General

Post by Le Redditeur » Tue Jun 14, 2022 6:40 am

All they need to do to have this female to be good is look at how Ar Tonelico and the Atelier series implemented their crafting system, and fix Tactic's crafting to work like that. I remember it being particularly atrocious because there's no way to keep tracking of multi-dependency crafting.

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Re: Soystation 5 General

Post by mad bum » Tue Jun 14, 2022 6:46 am

Speaking of ogre battle.

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Its decent, I feel like the good game is at the end but the beginning sucks. It's also dumbed down for us modern gamers without any of the weird complexities that march of the black queen had.
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Re: Soystation 5 General

Post by Newhalf » Tue Jun 14, 2022 6:55 am

Hopefully no shitty alignment system. I always get the bad ending because I lazily use high level armies to crush enemy scrubs.
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Re: Soystation 5 General

Post by Complicity » Tue Jun 14, 2022 11:07 am

Gendo's Ocular Dickhole wrote:
Tue Jun 14, 2022 4:24 am
>expecting current_year+6 remake to be """good"""
>under modern Square
>and their (((Ethics))) Department
I would be more worried about localizers filling the script with gender pronouns and Reddit memes.
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Re: Soystation 5 General

Post by VoiceOfReasonPast » Tue Jun 14, 2022 3:15 pm

mad bum wrote:
Tue Jun 14, 2022 6:46 am
Speaking of ogre battle.
Just play Soul Nomad.
Newhalf wrote:
Tue Jun 14, 2022 6:55 am
Hopefully no shitty alignment system. I always get the bad ending because I lazily use high level armies to crush enemy scrubs.
Another point for Soul Nomad. The bad ending is an optional choice for New Game Plus, where you get flung into an alternative campaign that involves mind-breaking at least one waifu into literal retardation. Good times.
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Tue Jun 14, 2022 5:56 am
This can't even get the naming conventions right. Both "March of the Black Queen" (Ogre Battle) and "Let us cling together" (Tactics Ogre) were Queen song titles. I don't think Queen ever had a song called just "Reborn"?
Shit tier garbage. They should have called this
Tactics Ogre - Another one bites the dust
(or alternatively Radio Ga Ga)
Tactics Ogre: Let Us Cling Together
Tactics Ogre II: I Want To Break Free
Tactics Ogre III: Don't Stop Me Now
Tactics Ogre IV: Another One Bites The Dust


The plot could've written itself, basically.

Also you've forgotten my favorite Queen song: Person of Lordly Caliber :lol:
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Re: Soystation 5 General

Post by Musical Space Cowboy » Thu Jun 16, 2022 12:10 pm

VoiceOfReasonPast wrote:
Tue Jun 14, 2022 3:15 pm
Tactics Ogre: Let Us Cling Together
Tactics Ogre II: I Want To Break Free
Tactics Ogre III: Don't Stop Me Now
Tactics Ogre IV: Another One Bites The Dust


The plot could've written itself, basically.

Also you've forgotten my favorite Queen song: Person of Lordly Caliber :lol:
I think the order after 3 should be:
Tactics Ogre IV: Sheer Heart Attack
Tactics Ogre V: Keep Yourself Alive


And then finally:
Tactics Ogre VI: Another One Bites The Dust

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