Kojima the hack fraud

[rabidtictac]

I thought the game looked like wank as soon as the first pictures came out emphasizing MUH NAME-BRAND ACTORS. Good games are not good movies and vice-versa.

[Rapeculture]

It makes me wonder how Silent Hills would have turned out, considering how great P.T. supposedly was. I wouldn't know since I've never played it.

[da PAC Nigguh]

This is a positive review of the game.

[Rapeculture]

OOF.

Like I said earlier, even the "positive" reviews say that it blows goats. But damn, those deep themes and deep plots are totally worth it, right guys?

[Bobito]

In the end survive really was the superior game.

[Complicity]

It makes me wonder how Silent Hills would have turned out, considering how great P.T. supposedly was. I wouldn't know since I've never played it.

a Amnesia clone.
Because it's not like a new one of those is shat out every single day.

OOF.

Like I said earlier, even the "positive" reviews say that it blows goats. But damn, those deep themes and deep plots are totally worth it, right guys?

Imagine how emotional it will be when the collectible letters you have picked up during your walks from a grass field to another grass field will form the sentence "cuckoldry is a normal and tame fetish"

[Kugelfisch]

This is a positive review of the game.

>not a fun game

>muh experience
<we need filler words
>a frustrating slog
>fucking boring
<you'll find yourself drifting off, contemplating your life
<like why the fuck you're playing this shit
>great payoff
<you'll be super glad once it's over because it fucking sucks
<did we mention how frustrating it is yet?
>unique
<we've never seen utter shit like this before
<here's your 95 please don't kill us kojicucks

Sounds like it's just as bad as I expected. Whenever a game comes around with loads of hype and the questions of what kind of game it is and what it's about you can expect total garbage.
Seriously, I call and expect many games to be shit. But this time I was 100% unironically convinced that it'd be a boring walking simulator. Sounds like it's legendarily bad.

[Kugelfisch]

It makes me wonder how Silent Hills would have turned out, considering how great P.T. supposedly was. I wouldn't know since I've never played it.

P.T. was never meant to be a game. It's a cryptic "Fuck you!" to Konami Kojima made in the time he was already fired but still working at Konami.

[Keith Chegwin]

I'm surprised they aren't stroking it off harder, since they're the ones who always say that games shouldn't be 'fun' because 'fun' is problematic and sexist

[Kugelfisch]

I'm surprised they aren't stroking it off harder, since they're the ones who always say that games shouldn't be 'fun' because 'fun' is problematic and sexist

Likely because it involves a bit too much walking around. Journo scum like their non-games short. If the playtime was more along the lines of one hour max they'd be all over it without that overt negativity.