Soystation 5 General

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

Just what tragic backstories do the paddles have, that let them to compete against each other? Are they lovers, mayhaps? Cursed with a tragic fate?

[Kugelfisch]

First thing that needs to change is that the bats are both white.

[Guest]

Can we make one trans?

[Kugelfisch]

Can we make one trans?

No. We must!

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

"But I identify as a ball!"

A touching tale of identity and oppression, starring Idris Elba.

[Kugelfisch]

And the strong, black woman that was the scorekeeper and wasn't even allowed on screen in the old, white supremacist version.

[Guest]

No no no you bigots! It's two "HUWHITE!!!!!!!" Male bats beating a Proud Black trans otherkin voodoo ball! the black background 'SyMbOlizE' how the proud Wakandien Race built up the world and invented all civilization as we know it, till those savage Mayo Monkeys needlessly desecrated it! The Black ball ' rEpReSeNts' how "well-rounded" Xir is, being open minded and tolerant of others! Not to mention - Straight lines = hetero nomative opperstion! But the fact that theres TWO of them means their secretly gay lovers!


In all Seriousness, We joke, but sad truth of it all is that these faggots unironically eat all this shit up with a big soy-faced smile!

>Nu-God of war
>None of the actually good games

[Kugelfisch]

It's a game perfect for people that like gay movies instead of games.

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

That son of his looks so out of place.

[wulfenlord]

You mean his wifes son.