Kojima the hack fraud

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Post by Rapeculture » Sat Nov 02, 2019 5:58 am

Reviews are coming in now for Death Stranding.
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Post by VoiceOfReasonPast » Sat Nov 02, 2019 6:10 am

As if several game ""journalist"" sites didn't praise it, anyways. That thing has like an average of 8/10 according to Wikipedia.
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Post by Rapeculture » Sat Nov 02, 2019 6:16 am

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As if several game ""journalist"" sites didn't praise it, anyways. That thing has like an average of 8/10 according to Wikipedia.
Exactly, however, even the sites that praise it admit that a lot of it is boring as fuck, though. Delivering packages sounds terribly boring. I'm sure the DEEP PLOTZ is okay or whatever but Kojima can't into games anymore.
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Re: Kojima the hack fraud

Post by Guest » Sat Nov 02, 2019 6:21 am

Its coming to the Pissy next year. Have fun beta testing.

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Post by Rapeculture » Sat Nov 02, 2019 6:26 am

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Its coming to the Pissy next year. Have fun beta testing.
Maybe someone can mod it into something other than a boring slog. I would laugh for weeks.
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Post by VoiceOfReasonPast » Sat Nov 02, 2019 6:30 am

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I'm sure the DEEP PLOTZ is okay or whatever but Kojima can't into games anymore.
>implying this is some kind of new development

Ever since graphics became fancier than the PS2, he has effectively stopped pretending that he's making games to indulge in his cinematic fantasies.
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Post by Rapeculture » Sat Nov 02, 2019 6:42 am

VoiceOfReasonPast wrote:
Sat Nov 02, 2019 6:30 am
Rapeculture wrote:
Sat Nov 02, 2019 6:16 am
I'm sure the DEEP PLOTZ is okay or whatever but Kojima can't into games anymore.
>implying this is some kind of new development

Ever since graphics became fancier than the PS2, he has effectively stopped pretending that he's making games to indulge in his cinematic fantasies.
I agree and I kinda don't. I think the worst that Kojima got with that shit was MGS2. MGS3 was great. No deep plots really. MGS4 was a step down because it was supposed to be the last one and had to tie up all the loose ends of the series. So it had a lot of exposition. Peace Walker was an acceptable balance of story and gameplay. MGS5 was similar in that regard despite being an incomplete game.
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Post by Kugelfisch » Sat Nov 02, 2019 1:53 pm

All Cuckjima cares about is sucking C-list Hollywood actor dick and pretend he's the David Fincher or something of gayming.
Dead Walkingsimulator is a snore fest? Who would've thought that. :roll:
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Post by mad bum » Sat Nov 02, 2019 5:08 pm

I can't wait for videos about how great and misunderstood this game is in 5 years.
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Post by Kugelfisch » Sat Nov 02, 2019 5:16 pm

mad bum wrote:
Sat Nov 02, 2019 5:08 pm
I can't wait for videos about how great and misunderstood this game is in 5 years.
It'll be the new >soulslike for thousands of plebbitors. I bet Vati and MatFag are already creaming their pants about all the theory videos they will be able to milk for a solid decade out of the garbage.
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