Mortal Kombat 11 has been hijacked by SJW's

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Re: Mortal Kombat 11 has been hijacked by SJW's

Post by VoiceOfReasonPast » Mon Apr 22, 2019 3:46 pm

Though how awesome would a MK Smash clone be? With gory traps, battle damage and everything.
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Post by Guest » Mon Apr 22, 2019 11:49 pm

Sounds as good as the MK Kart Racer, or the MK Puzzle Fighter knockoff.

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Post by Guest » Tue Apr 23, 2019 4:23 am

The Sub-Zero game was legit good. (But only on PSX)

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Post by rabidtictac » Tue Apr 23, 2019 5:44 am

The best MK game will always be shaolin monks. It's better than all these gay fighting games.
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Post by Poonoo » Tue Apr 23, 2019 9:35 am

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Post by Pepsi Man » Tue Apr 23, 2019 11:51 pm

I watched the whole game's storyline because I was curious where they were going to go after rewriting the timeline in the last game.

The plot is literally, "there's something bigger than Elder Gods and they're trying to rewrite the timeline again." This is how they're going to justify bringing every character that they want to back. It's not exactly written amazingly well.
A glaring example is when (young)Sonya gets pissed at Cassie Cage for letting her older self die. Cassie tells her to read the full report and then the base goes under attack literally at that exact instance. Sonya gets captured and then they go to save her. She then says she re-read the report. When? How? You've literally accounted for every second of her whereabouts. How could she have possibly read the report? How did you idiots miss this?

I know fighting games aren't about the story but if you're going to create a story mode that's clearly intended to be a cinematic experience (it's more cutscene than gameplay) then you better do it right.

I'm not exactly on board with the, "they totally went woke," brigade after seeing the finished product. Aside from a reference to Trump and Jax's arcade ending, they have a decidedly anti-woke ending for Kitana where she realizes, after restoring her homeland, that she doesn't actually belong there because she didn't grow up there and knows nothing about their culture, after all.
The only real complaint I can understand is the costumes but they don't bother me since the characters that matter are still in skin-tight clothing that reveals their shape just fine and Jade having a hood in a realm that's almost entirely desert doesn't actually bother me that much.
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Post by Guest » Tue Apr 23, 2019 11:59 pm

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Aside from a reference to Trump and Jax's arcade ending, they have a decidedly anti-woke ending for Kitana where she realizes, after restoring her homeland, that she doesn't actually belong there because she didn't grow up there and knows nothing about their culture, after all.
That sounds incredibly woke. The character is acknowledging her privilege and refusing to be a colonizer who appropriates a foreign culture.

Why is there so much fucking story in a fighting game?! The first game was literally two paragraphs that flashed on the menu screen, then a brief paragraph at the end beneath a photo.

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Post by Guest » Wed Apr 24, 2019 12:45 am

There's still plenty of other cucks willing to damage control Mortal Wokebat Current_Year+11, especially the niggers.

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There's still plenty of other cucks willing to damage control Mortal Wokebat Current_Year+11, especially the niggers.
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Post by rabidtictac » Wed Apr 24, 2019 1:13 am

It's not that Jade is wearing a rag because she comes from a dust planet and that's what makes her a woke mudslime. It's that she's literally wearing a fucking hijab!

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They could have made it look different but they didn't. They deliberately designed Jade to be wearing a hijab. :lol:
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