E3 - June 9-12

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

Well, if you can't be arsed to actually compete with your properly-evolved buddies Tekken and Virtua Fighter, better focus on your assets.

[Kugelfisch]

Pretty much. When Team Ninja wanted to make an actual vidya they made Ninja Gaiden. Too bad that's a load of shit as well ever since Tomonobo Itagaki is gone.

[Poonoo]

The more fighting games I play, the less I like dead or alive.

DOA is dumb button mashing fun but that's it, if you start to take fighting games seriously and give a slight shit about exploring their mechanics you will realise how shallow DOA really is. 3 may have looked nice but the counters having such a fucking gigantic timing window made the game a joke compared to 2 and I haven't bothered with the series since.

[ban]

I guess I really am the only nigger here who likes Dead or Alive. I'm gonna miss those buggers from DOA5, Eliot became godly, I finally got to play as Akira, Jacky and Pai again. It was too good a ride. If anything poonoo, there's DOA5 Core Fighters which is a free demo of DOA5, if you're interested. It surprisingly became breddy ok. Though I'm talking as a guy who brought DOA as a placebo for VF so...

But hey, now it's the future and we use a knockoff UE4 engine, with no physics, oily skin up the ass, reduced even more braindead combat than before, supermoves and R1 button mash baby mode and cater to gay furry niggers aka EVO. Thank god based Nippon never cared for such trash.



Gaddamn, I think I hear the pitchforks from here, things are getting wild.

[Kugelfisch]

I bet 2chan is top mad.

[ban]

EVeryone is. 2ch, twitter, 5ch, Futaba the whole lot. It's almost as bad as when Nippon finally exploded when they were accused of being racists because they made a chocolate waifu called Twintelle.

[Kugelfisch]

2ch and 5ch are the same site, bro.

[ban]

Could have sworn 5chan was the alternative to 4chan from sperges that detached from it to make their more weeb imageboard that ended up being copy pasted jap content and translating it in the process to have discussions. Or is my internet history completely wrong?

Edit : yup, checked it. Went full retard.

>Happening : 01/10/2017

Jesus, I'm horribly outdated on imageboards.

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

EVeryone is. 2ch, twitter, 5ch, Futaba the whole lot. It's almost as bad as when Nippon finally exploded when they were accused of being racists because they made a chocolate waifu called Twintelle.

Lol, just watched a video about that yesterday. I think that was one of the weirdest accusations of racism I've seen in a while.

[Poonoo]

Gaddamn, I think I hear the pitchforks from here, things are getting wild.