Basements & Beards- Analogue Gaming Thread

Talk about the life consuming, celibacy inducing hobby that is all the rage these days.
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Post by VoiceOfReasonPast » Sun Jan 16, 2022 4:52 pm

Having a single writer isn't really a death sentence in the world of indie tabletop. Kevin Crawford of Stars Without Number fame for example is one of the finest providers of d20-based content, and he's one of the few in the industry whose Kickstarters aren't bullshit. His books are already finished and just needs a bit of playtesting, and the Kickstarter money is mainly used to get art - which he then offers free of charge when everything's done and ready.
Far to many other tabletop Dickstarters instead just promise you that they'll start writing the book once everything's funded. This is what ultimately doomed Mekton Zero, no matter how many years Mike Pondsmith claimed it's totally almost done. Other popular examples include Far West (which ultimately ended up being nothing but 5+ years of endless excuses), and the more recent and most woke Into the Mother Lands seems highly suspect (it's a setting book whose rules system has yet to be determined; there's a recent update talking about game mechanics, but it's bakers-only so who the fuck knows. It'll probably end up being D&D 5e or PbtA, anyways).
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Post by Kugelfisch » Sun Jan 16, 2022 4:53 pm

"Apocrypha 1" seems to be a gas giant. Odd name for a planet either way, considering the term is usually only used for non-canonical Evangeliums.

The less said about "Dustbowl" the better.
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Post by VoiceOfReasonPast » Sun Jan 16, 2022 4:54 pm

Probably a weak attempt to copy Trigun's iconc "Planet Gunsmoke".

And since we know that "Gay Realms" is a bit of a misnomer because of the queerphobic tyranny going on there, does that mean the zombie world is actually ruled by the living, and you're part of the zombie underground resistance?
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Post by Kugelfisch » Sun Jan 16, 2022 5:13 pm

I can certainly imagine what part of the LGBT live on the mutant planet.
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Post by wulfenlord » Sun Jan 16, 2022 5:39 pm

I just got to thinking... he wants to bring the gay to every realm, now who's the real tyrant here? :o
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Post by Guest » Sun Jan 16, 2022 5:49 pm

He's trying so hard to look gay I have to assume he's a kissless virgin who's never even sucked a cock.

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Post by Kugelfisch » Sun Jan 16, 2022 9:04 pm

Yeah, looks like a grifter.
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Post by mad bum » Mon Jan 17, 2022 12:11 am

I'm a degenerate and own the book of erotic fantasy, I got it as a gift for a birthday because memes. Can you believe this shit goes for like $150 online?
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Post by VoiceOfReasonPast » Mon Jan 17, 2022 10:08 am

Of course I can believe it. It is the finest first-party supplement for 3.X, and no doubt various newcomers to the genre are desparately trying to get their hands on it so they convert it to 5e.
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Post by Newhalf » Mon Jan 17, 2022 12:24 pm

Holy shit is that Lupa on the cover-
It's a trap!

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