Except Cortez was funny.Complicity wrote: ↑Tue Apr 05, 2022 2:09 amIt's basically Quantum Leap the FPS.
Just replace Scott Bakula with Vin Diesel as Riddick.
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Very strange trailer, tbh. The visuals remind me more of Guacamelee, and the whole thing can basically be summed up with "Remember Monkey Island? Then give us money!"
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Guacamelee is peak reddit, so this shitquel will likely be as well.
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Including meme templates in your game is levels of Reddit I hadn't though possible. It's actually offensive.
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The gameplay of Guacamelee is what's offensively mediocre for how much normies shill that bullshit.
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It's like... Symphony of the Night meets whatever the current WWE games are called.
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I remember Metocuck had a giveaway with that game during the last Jeb! stream, to honor the fall of the guac merchant.
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That's an insult to SotN. It's more like le current meme metroidvania (memetroidvania) mixed with wrassle wrassle.VoiceOfReasonPast wrote: ↑Thu Apr 07, 2022 6:50 pmIt's like... Symphony of the Night meets whatever the current WWE games are called.
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It's gayer than actual gay porn.
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At least the latter is honest about it's faggotry and doesn't sell out to China.
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