Get Woke, Go Broke Thread

Talk about the life consuming, celibacy inducing hobby that is all the rage these days.
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Re: Get Woke, Go Broke Thread

Post by Complicity » Tue Feb 04, 2025 8:34 pm

Singh'sSpot wrote:
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Well today is the release of Kingdom Come 2 and already there's video of Henry meeting Musa of Mali
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The game is already cracked and occupies the reasonable size of 77 Gb, but i'm not going to download it.
I have to replay the original first because i don't remember anything, and i don't want to do that either.

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Post by VoiceOfReasonPast » Sat Feb 08, 2025 2:24 pm

Kingdom Cum 2 technically features underaged gay sex.
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Re: Get Woke, Go Broke Thread

Post by Complicity » Sat Feb 08, 2025 3:15 pm

Age is just a number, consent is just a social construct, goyim.
I've also heard that the writing in general is a downgrade compared to the first game's, there's a quest about saving a synagogue, and that (((Vavra))) is having a mondo meltdown over people calling out his grift, and apparently he's gearing up to bromance the Cuck of War creator.
Let's pretend that Jaffy Duck wasn't among the people who were calling you a nazi until a second before it was revealed that you became Embracer's prostitute, Jew.

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Post by ebin namefag » Sat Feb 08, 2025 3:18 pm

Complicity wrote:
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the writing in general is a downgrade compared to the first game's
In that scene where MC meets the nigger he dances around calling him what he is like something you'd see in a Marvel movie.
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Post by Kugelfisch » Sat Feb 08, 2025 3:45 pm

>adult sodomises a 15yr old
So an accurate depiction of gay men. Perhaps a bit old even.
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Post by Le Redditeur » Sat Feb 08, 2025 4:47 pm

There's an "infiltrate the antisemitic meeting" quest, or as it was called in 14th Century Bohemia, your average meeting of 2 or more people.

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Re: Get Woke, Go Broke Thread

Post by Complicity » Sat Feb 08, 2025 6:49 pm

It turns out that most (if not all) of the woke slop machine in white countries was funded by USAID, and now the God Emperor ended it.



Maybe this will translate into developers being forced to pander to the costumers again in order to make a profit, but it seems too good to be true.

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Post by VoiceOfReasonPast » Sat Feb 08, 2025 7:05 pm

Oh well, the movement peaked anyways with cult-classics like Dustborn and Veilguard.
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Post by ebin namefag » Sat Feb 08, 2025 7:10 pm

Complicity wrote:
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Maybe this will translate into developers being forced to pander to the costumers again in order to make a profit
Or kill themselves.
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Re: Get Woke, Go Broke Thread

Post by Old Black Man » Mon Feb 10, 2025 7:33 am

This is why Virgin was the one and only romance achievement to get in the first one.
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