Kojima the hack fraud

[Keith Chegwin]

One thing is certain, these people need to be gassed

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

I thought the game looked like wank as soon as the first pictures came out emphasizing MUH NAME-BRAND ACTORS. Good games are not good movies and vice-versa.

You know there is trouble afoot when your game's main selling point - aside from "OMG KOJIMA-SAMA~!" - are the names of the voice actors (whose faces you've also conveniently copy-pasted).
And maybe I just have shit (or good?!) taste in movies, but I don't know who any of these yokels are. I've probably seen something featuring at least one of them, but I couldn't really name anything specific

This is a positive review of the game.

Turn the game into a Visual Novel. Then you have muh amazing and deep story without that pesky gameplay.

[Keith Chegwin]

I don't know who any of these yokels are.

Well, Norman Reedus has been in Mimic, The Walking Dead, Helena Christensen and Diane Kruger, but is probably best known for playing the wigger from Blade 2

[Kugelfisch]

He's best known, to non-niggers, for having been in The Boondock Saints.

[Keith Chegwin]

>direct-to-video shit
>non-niggers
Pick one

[Kugelfisch]

>direct-to-video shit
>non-niggers
Pick one

>absolute cult classic
>didn't even know it
Spotted the nigger.

[Keith Chegwin]

'Cult classic' generally implies it's shit. Do you know who's fond of shit? Niggers. Checkmate, atheists.

[Kugelfisch]

'Cult classic' generally implies it's shit. Do you know who's fond of shit? Niggers. Checkmate, atheists.

Not necessarily, Smugfag. It's a daft movie but it's more a cult classic like Equilibrium than The Room.

[rabidtictac]

It makes me wonder how Silent Hills would have turned out, considering how great P.T. supposedly was. I wouldn't know since I've never played it.

P.T. was never meant to be a game. It's a cryptic "Fuck you!" to Konami Kojima made in the time he was already fired but still working at Konami.

And yet, PT is ironically better than most of the shit games Kojima made after the golden ps2 era. It's just a walking sim, but at least it's kind of interesting and a little creepy. Reminds me of a wank version of Soma mixed with Juon.

Boondock Saints is great btw.

[Guest]

Boondock Saints wasn't direct to video.