E3 - June 9-12

[Auli]

I love the butthurt snowflakes regarding Devolver MAGA thing.

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

They'll change their mind once they can play as Obama.

[FuckSploony]

Good things for this E3:

- Doom 2, archvile, arachnotron, pain elemental, and hopefully new enemies too. I also hope there is more Spider Mastermind and Cyber Demon without being bosses. More weapons.
- Ghost of Tsushima (sp?), i liked how it looked, interesting.
- Resident Evil 2 Remake, fuck you capcom why cant you just Remake it like REmake?, still, looks like it will have a dynamic camera with fixed cameras and switching to 3rd person for shooting. I will give it a chance, as long as its not 1st person (fuck that shit) and your character moves fast instead of like an slug like in RE7 (fuck that shit again)
- Spiderman, looks ok, Im not into spiderman nor supers, but the game looks fun.
- FROMs other game, Shadows die twice, looks like Dark Souls/ Nioh and seems fun.
- Nioh 2, Nioh 1 was good, if this one has more enemy variety it would be great too. (i seriously wasnt expecting this game though, came out of nowhere)
- Devolver!

Shit things about E3:

- The LEZ of Jews 2, dear god did you see that fucking nose?, no really, did you see that shit?, dear fucking virgin mary and sweet Jebus, that nose was burned into my screen the whole time while watching the trailer...

...that fucking nose haunts me still... i cant think of anything else beyond that fucking nose...

[Auli]

I liked the look of that ninja samurai feudal Japan game where you die and don't die. Or something.

[FuckSploony]

I liked the look of that ninja samurai feudal Japan game where you die and don't die. Or something.

Shadows die twice.

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

Huh, so that's how Shadow the Hedghehog survived his atmospheric entry: He didn't.

[Guest]

They'll change their mind once they can play as Obama.

Just play Donkey Kong.

[Kugelfisch]

Hey now! DK is an ape, not some dirty monkey.

[ban]

DK is a proud gorilla warrior and protector of all bananas. And stop equating Diddy to Obongo, Diddy is cool and hip.

Armoured Core is back (kinda) :



Retuning veterans Shouji Kawamori and Kenichiro Tsukuda return for another AC-esque game(Tsukuda also worked in the Another Century's Episode games which the flying sessions are lifted straight from) though this time under Marvelous isntead of FromSoftware.

Between MechAmericaGreatAgain : THE GAME with a custom Broforce soundtrack due to pc modding and the spiritual return of AC, the only thin missing is Marvelous aquiring Takara's J-Phoenix license and make J-Phoenix games.

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

Oh my, the designs are AC as fuck, and I like the cel-shading going on. I just hope they don't fuck it up by limiting the customization options.