Basements & Beards- Analogue Gaming Thread

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Post by VoiceOfReasonPast » Tue Aug 19, 2025 3:07 pm

This sounds like a somehow less creative version of Eat the Reich.
And are they aware that Vlad Tepes is probably in the Top 5 of "Most muslims killed by a white guy"?

Also found the evil pictures:
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Post by wulfenlord » Wed Aug 20, 2025 4:23 am

Gonna sap the troon & catlady market that's your only demographic now :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Post by VoiceOfReasonPast » Wed Aug 20, 2025 5:39 am

Why does the Gelatinous Cube look like some kind of Minecraft head? Why does it have a face?

Meanwhile, the semi-independent Japan branch of D&D is making a new campaign for nips only to attract new players:
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Boy, are thowe newcomers in for a rude awake ing when they see the international art.

Also the attention this gets makes me suspect that WotC will eventually localize it (and fuck everything up in the process).
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Post by VoiceOfReasonPast » Thu Aug 21, 2025 7:11 pm

Exodus is out

You all remember Exodus, right? It's that new sci-fi RPG IP that WotC has been cooking for a good while (and now released under a subsidiary).
Oh wait. You probably don't remember because WotC did fuckall marketing for it.

Apparently it's just 5e with guns. And it's apparently tied to some video game that may or may not come out eventually. Might explain the weird art direction of boring and sterile 3D renders (that may or may not be AI-generated).

Sword World 2.5 going West

Oh yeah, now we're talking. The grandaddy of Japanese TRPGs is finally getting an official English translation.
Pretty fun system, really. Uses d6s only and has a unique class system that encourages you to mix and match shit together.

(Though you don't actually have to wait 'cause there's already a fan translation.)
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Post by VoiceOfReasonPast » Fri Aug 22, 2025 2:47 pm

So Critical Role has announced that their upcoming 4th campaign would continue to use D&D 5e.
I guess they don't have much faith in their own "D&D killer" Daggerheart.
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(Also kinda retarded. Not just because they're not using this to shill their own product. Or because 5e itself is already in its twilight years and I don't see it entering another golden age in the 3+ years this campaign will take. But also because WotC's aborted attempt at retconning the OGL was in no small part aimed at forcing Actual Plays like themselves to give them money - and yet they're still consooming WotC's product.)
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Post by wulfenlord » Fri Aug 22, 2025 4:51 pm

So after the pretty successful second wave of the Heroes 3 board game there's going to be a HOMM card game next.
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Post by Le Redditeur » Fri Aug 22, 2025 5:05 pm

There was already a HOMM (digital) card game that Ubisoft killed a few years ago. From what I see, this card game is just the physical version of it, including the grid play area (digital it was 5x4, however).

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Post by ebin namefag » Fri Aug 22, 2025 5:42 pm

Le Redditeur wrote:
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There was already a HOMM (digital) card game that Ubisoft killed a few years ago. From what I see, this card game is just the physical version of it, including the grid
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Post by VoiceOfReasonPast » Fri Aug 22, 2025 8:42 pm

Le Redditeur wrote:
Fri Aug 22, 2025 5:05 pm
There was already a HOMM (digital) card game that Ubisoft killed a few years ago. From what I see, this card game is just the physical version of it, including the grid play area (digital it was 5x4, however).
Score! That means less new assets to commission.
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