What are you playing?

[Kugelfisch]

I'd be shocked of they don't.

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

The funniest thing in the entire ES lore. They would try to make /ourguy/ Dagoth Ur (the god) pathetic in some way to stick it to those fascists.
Like how they can't ever make good Trump parodies, because they have them say retarded shit like "I'm a racist asshole.", shit Trump would never say, they would make Dagoth Ur (the god) say ill-fitting stuff.

"I shall construct Dagoth Ur (the wall) around Morrowind, and I shall make the mongrel dogs of the empire pay for it."

Alternatively they could get be so SJW that they accidentally make the racist elves the good guys.
It'd be a bit (though the other way around) like AssCreed Valhalla, where they painted the pagan vikings as good colonizers who bring nothing but diversity, progress and enlightenment to the weak and wicked Christians.

Morrowind: Decolonized Edition

[Kugelfisch]

"I shall construct Dagoth Ur (the wall) around Morrowind, and I shall make the mongrel dogs of the empire pay for it."

That's funny and they would never write that. They would make Dagoth Ur (the god) not outwardly racist but vaguely evil in a very undefined way.
He'd just be the antagonist because the game tells you that he is. Gone the racism, the arrogant charme and everything that makes him such a fun character.



This shit is peak because that's exactly what you could imagine Dagoth Ur to say. They wouldn't dare doing that.

[BloodKnightDollfie]

Dagoth Ur (the kigu) did nothing wrong.

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

Dagoth Ur (the Remaster):

[Complicity]

A sequel to Phantom Brave came out recently.
It seems to play exactly like the first one, but it's been so many years (20? 21?) since the original came out that i may be wrong.

A mix between Souls and Armored Core featuring customizable mecha waifus came out recently:



The customization is not limited to armors and weapons, but also body parts and outfits; thankfully i was able to remap the sprint command from pressing the left analog stick to the B button.

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

thankfully i was able to remap the sprint command from pressing the left analog stick to the B button.

This makes me harder than the mecha musume stuff.

[rabidtictac]

Oh, you said Phantom Brave not Phantom Dust. I was excited for a minute there.

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

A Phantom Dust 2 would just be another Hero Shooter.

[Kugelfisch]

The Ninja Saviours has the dumbest piece of shit last boss fight of all time. I hope whoever thought of it got colon cancer and suffered for months! Fuck that dumb asshole and fuck his dumb asshole!

It's not even difficult, just extremely boring and reliant on being passive and hoping the AI plays along. All in a game that is otherwise entirely reliant on skill, at the last boss they just tell you to go fuck yourself with whatever you learned and instead hope the AI allows you to actually damage the boss.

Again, I hope that fucking homo dies and I hope it's agonising!