What are you playing?
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Covering up more skin makes it look more toku, which is closer to my kinks.
Checkmate, moralizers.
Checkmate, moralizers.
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>3DPD versionVoiceOfReasonPast wrote: ↑Sat Apr 27, 2024 6:49 amEmbrace the tokushit or musical versions.Le Redditeur wrote: ↑Fri Apr 26, 2024 8:25 pmThat fucker ruined Sailor Mercury for me, and goddamnit if she wasn't the absolute best of the Sailor Senshi bunch.
That's one dimension too much for a waifu.
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Sand Land the Game is a JRPG similar to Metal Max, with action combat.
That means simplified Yakuza combat when the Prince of All Majin Buus (who is also the son of Dabura for some reason) is on foot, and simplified Girls Und Panzer combat when piloting tanks.
As long as i can play it with Japanese voices and the localization isn't trash, i'm fine with it.
There's even a scene in which the black friend of the protagonist says that he can't blame society for his past decisions, and another in which the protagonist falls into a chasm because the angsty Asian bitch - who also becomes a supporting character at some point - is simply not strong enough to lift him up.
The DLC Final Transmission sucks ass though; you can tell almost immediately that it's a nightmare sequence and that it's not happening for real, it's very lazy and cheesy in throwing hordes of enemies and every recycled horror cliché in the book at you, and in the end we find out that the protagonist is dead for good - because obviously the plan for a possible sequel is making the aforementioned Asian bitch the new protagonist, despite the fact that she was less likeable than the villains.
At least Lord Spoony had the decency of not doing that when he dressed as Yuna.
I guess you need to be a sexual deviant in order to be a proud male feminist.
That means simplified Yakuza combat when the Prince of All Majin Buus (who is also the son of Dabura for some reason) is on foot, and simplified Girls Und Panzer combat when piloting tanks.
As long as i can play it with Japanese voices and the localization isn't trash, i'm fine with it.
If people were going to buy a Soystation 5 just to own the libs, they should be put down too.Old Black Man wrote: ↑Sat Apr 27, 2024 4:36 pmThe wall thing made me laugh, and I thought of Hard R in the sex sense too, not nigger.
They censored the outfits though, that’s the bullshit part. Gotta bend that knee eventually.
Callisto Protocol was on the other hand surprisingly decent and not woke:Old Black Man wrote: ↑Fri Apr 26, 2024 6:22 pmI had a friend of mine who was disappointed that I disavowed Alan Woke II recently due to DEI shit, I’m committed to speaking with my wallet and time.
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Complicity wrote: ↑Fri Mar 29, 2024 9:07 amCallisto Protocol is, at the very least, better than Dead Spehs 3 and the remake - considering that the latter is just a woke downgrade.
No troon bathrooms, no graffiti written by tumblrinas, no dumb love triangles and the same kind of simplistic plot you can find in Dead Space; the space T-virus breaks loose in a prison on a remote, dead moon and everything goes to shit from there.
I had to tinker with the graphics settings a lot to make the game look good, and then i discovered that it performs a lot better with DirectX 11 instead of the default 12, and went with the ultra settings.
There are two main complaints everyone has about this game:
1. It's very linear, with some side paths that lead to additional fights and loot - but weren't Dead Space 1 and 2 like this too? It's been so many years since i played them that i don't remember.
2. The combat and the game overall are too easy.
The game has guns and upgrades like Dead Space, but the combat is at its core melee based, and a simplified Punch Out.
Unless you dodge twice in a row in the same direction like a tard, and/or you have the reflexes of a Dale or a Fill, you will be unstoppable in 1vs1.
Things become complicated when you are facing groups, but then you can reposition yourself (aka running away like a bitch) and use the telekinesis to push the extra enemies away, possibly against a wall of spikes.
The main use for the guns is integrating them in the melee combos, causing dismemberments; some enemies have parts that must be destroyed as quickly as possible to avoid resurrections and/or bulkmaxxing.
At the end of the day what makes or breaks the game is the player finding this fun or not:
Personally i'm enjoying it on hardcore mode, it's probably too easy on normal.
The DLC Final Transmission sucks ass though; you can tell almost immediately that it's a nightmare sequence and that it's not happening for real, it's very lazy and cheesy in throwing hordes of enemies and every recycled horror cliché in the book at you, and in the end we find out that the protagonist is dead for good - because obviously the plan for a possible sequel is making the aforementioned Asian bitch the new protagonist, despite the fact that she was less likeable than the villains.
The worst part was the freak posing like we were supposed to masturbate to it.
At least Lord Spoony had the decency of not doing that when he dressed as Yuna.
I guess you need to be a sexual deviant in order to be a proud male feminist.
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It wasn't for us but the children he was (is) grooming.Complicity wrote: ↑Sat Apr 27, 2024 6:07 pmThe worst part was the freak posing like we were supposed to masturbate to it.
Was not expecting Sony to betray us once again.Old Black Man wrote: ↑Sat Apr 27, 2024 6:54 amStellar Blade got day one censored, likely by demand of Soyny. It’s a lose lose because woke detractors win either way. I hope Sony faces another massive blackout attack.
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>implying we trusted them in the first place
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- Old Black Man
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Re: What are you playing?
Callisto Protocol is in my backlog, may have to play it sooner rather than later. And yeah I don’t trust Soyny, they sold out long ago.
I’m getting too old for this shitposting.
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That extra D can be good every now and then to reaffirm your dedication to the 2D cause.
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Voices craves an extra D.VoiceOfReasonPast wrote: ↑Sun Apr 28, 2024 2:09 pmThat extra D can be good every now and then to reaffirm your dedication to the 2D cause.
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Futas aren't gay
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