Basements & Beards- Analogue Gaming Thread

[Kugelfisch]

>be tribal bushniggers
>tiny clans beating each other's heads in all day
>actual functional society come to wreck your shit
>men start to realise it is da wey
>women dont see reason
Okay, so far, so plausible. Except for
>women and faggots form resistance
Yeah nah yeah nah mate. That's not how it works. The women fall in line and the faggots don't exist in the first place because not a single tribal group has ever accepted faggotry.
Faggots get ritualistically dismembered, boiled and their bones ground into powder to hex the enemy with.

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

Also you'd think the women would be suspicious of the troon brigade, even before Mysoginy Mordor attacked.

[Kugelfisch]

Very suspicious indeed, since there were no women's restrooms to invade anyway. What's their deal?

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

Must be some "third gender" nonsense.

Oh, and I just looked up some gender wiki. Now everything makes sense:

Genderqueer and nonbinary can overlap with one another. For people who do not identify with the binary categories of man and woman, non-binary tends to be used as more of a catchall. Genderqueer often describes a particular experience under that umbrella, which may include feeling that one's gender is fluid.

[Kugelfisch]

I feel like we once had all that figured out by checking what kind of pisser you have. Whole lot of confused morons that can't even figure out what exactly they are confused about.

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

From the creator(s) of Gay Realms comes this:

Stormtrooper waifu who is queer in some unspecified wayShow

The evil Galactic Consortium is on the rise, and we desperately need your help to fight their growing oppression and champion LGBTQ+ and transgender rights across the entire quadrant. You are our only hope!

Oh boy, it's Star Wars with a thin veneer of queershit.
It's just another one of these weird pieces of fiction that try to "tell a queer story from a queer perspective" or some shit, which ultimately always comes down to "heroic queermos fight the anti-queermos".
It's like if black fiction never had a golden age of blaxploitation and exclusively featured black people fighting Klansmen and colonizers.

I'm also confused by the animu-style (AI) art. These blokes usually do shit closer to this:

Trigger Warning: CancerShow

[wulfenlord]

>She/Her

SpoilerShow

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

Speaking of cancer: enter Possum Creek Games.
As far as Leftist indie tabletop companies go, they're pretty standard. Lots of Apocalypse World stuff, or at least Apocalypse-adjacen "narrative" (aka shit) stuff, usually with tumblr-tier eyesores for art.
One of their bigger hits was Wanderhome, which at least has tolerable artwork this time around (pastoral anthros of the non-furfag variety). But at the end of the day, it's basically just a pretentious ripoff of Ryuutama where nothing matters because the writers apparently love the X-Card so much they encourage players to no-sell anything, be it negative consequences or drawbacks intrinsic to their character. This is even lamer than improv theater.

So why am I sperging about these fine folks? I recently found out they belong to the illustrious circle of tabletop companies with a political manifesto.

We are meaningfully invested in anti-fascist action, in Indigenous stewardship over colonized land, in Queer and disabled joy, in the dismantling of the capitalist carceral state, and in the survival and prosperity of all those who have been marginalized by an unjust and cruel society. We believe all of this is possible within our lifetimes, and while tabletop role-playing games are not direct action, we want to make a tool that empowers all of us to dream of frameworks outside the ones we stand against today.

This virtue's signaled so hard it reaches all the way to the Andromeda Galaxy.
And don't you love if when a capitalistic company making money with capitalistic consumer goods is preaching "Down with capitalism!" ?

[Complicity]

Wait until they discover that fascists were socialists (still are, over here).
And how fags are treated in communist countries.
And shouldn't we stop calling half a dozen unhinged leftists who scams their own on Kickstarter and then sell 7-8 copies of their shite if they are lucky "companies"?

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

I respect their business pronouns.