The Spoony Movie
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In a year later, after being in solitude the Spoony one returns........with a script, not the just any script, the script to his Magnum Opus which is the Spoony movie.
It tells the tale of the legendary Avatar, ready to go on adventures with his companies, to defeat evil such as the Guardian.
Only for him to wake up from bed and do the things he doing now but this time with a cast, ranging from an actress playing his girlfriend, begging him to get a job as he plays video games and proclaims that he is the god damn Avatar and he don't need no job, only for her to cheat on him with one of his companions, just any but his closests and dearest friend.
Move over Tommy Wiseau cause here comes Noah's Antwiler's Spoony movie simply call "Avatar". Coming to a theater near you.
It tells the tale of the legendary Avatar, ready to go on adventures with his companies, to defeat evil such as the Guardian.
Only for him to wake up from bed and do the things he doing now but this time with a cast, ranging from an actress playing his girlfriend, begging him to get a job as he plays video games and proclaims that he is the god damn Avatar and he don't need no job, only for her to cheat on him with one of his companions, just any but his closests and dearest friend.
Move over Tommy Wiseau cause here comes Noah's Antwiler's Spoony movie simply call "Avatar". Coming to a theater near you.
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First Tony stops roundups and then pibbs stops doing comics. Everyone on DHI is a quitter.
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I'm a lazy fuck sometimes, I forgot until you brought it up.
da PAC Nigguh wrote: ↑Wed Nov 25, 2020 12:06 amShit like this is why satire is dead in currentyear.
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I imagine such a Spoony movie to be kinda like Pan's Labyrinth, with the movie switching between IRL Spoony wasting away and Avatar Spoony fighting Balrogs, with no clear answer on whether or not the latter is actually real.
Autism attracts more autism. Sooner or later, an internet nobody will attract the exact kind of fans - and detractors - he deserves.
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He has to slay a scarlet dragon, a hideous lich queen, a smelly orc and finally the golden god-emperor himself.
Each fight opens with his opponent making reasonable demands that he take responsibility for his life.
Each fight opens with his opponent making reasonable demands that he take responsibility for his life.
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And then yeah, you keep cutting to him tweeting in his basement while he bloats up more and more. At the end he explodes like Monsieur Creosote
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Okay okay, the movie can be like Leaving Las Vegas where Nic Cage drinks himself to death in Las Vegas except it's Noah in his basement, holy shit is like Leaving Las Vegas, only thing missing is a camera recording him drinking, maybe do like a live stream.
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I've kinda become enamored with the Weekend at Bernie's angle to a Spoony movie. Did Bernie ever go to Vegas?
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Minus Nic Cage's charisma and sex appeal, of course.Singh'sSpot wrote: ↑Wed Apr 22, 2020 11:38 pmOkay okay, the movie can be like Leaving Las Vegas where Nic Cage drinks himself to death in Las Vegas except it's Noah in his basement, holy shit is like Leaving Las Vegas, only thing missing is a camera recording him drinking, maybe do like a live stream.
Complicity wrote: ↑Sun Jul 14, 2024 1:44 pmStand in front of an incoming train while you are at it, faggot.
Re: The Spoony Movie
The Spoony One the Bard the Movie.
It'll be a lot like "Willow" where Spoony is like a less attractive, lesser version of Madmartigan. And he basically tags along on someone else's quest, bitching how they are doing it all wrong, while trying to swindle gold coins from the party.
DON'T. TELL. ME. HOW TO QUEST!
It'll be a lot like "Willow" where Spoony is like a less attractive, lesser version of Madmartigan. And he basically tags along on someone else's quest, bitching how they are doing it all wrong, while trying to swindle gold coins from the party.
DON'T. TELL. ME. HOW TO QUEST!
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