The Internet Nobodies Comic

[Dingus Bajingus]

But she's mai waifu.

SNK Mai or Avatar Mai?

This was merely a reference to the Engrish displayed by Kimura-sensei, a character from the classic slice-of-life manga and anime Azumanga Daioh.
In fact "Mai waifu." is the classic line that single-handedly birthed the concept of "waifu".

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Fair enough, but you still need to pick one.

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

No waifu harem?

[Dingus Bajingus]

Can you handle multiple fire ninjas?

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

Can they handle me ?

[Dingus Bajingus]

Do you consider yourself more man than Andy Bogard and Prince Zuko combined?

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DHI, asking only the most important questions.

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

I'm identifying more with Spark Sparky Boom Man, tbh.

[Kugelfisch]

No waifu harem?

Your fake weeb is showing again. There can only ever be a single, true waifu.

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

Waifu monogamy is a concept as outdated as the Two Gender Lie.

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Though if you were to hold me at gunpoint, I'd probably settle for April from Saber Rider. You can't get more 80s animu than her.

[Kugelfisch]

Waifu monogamy is a concept as outdated as the Two Gender Lie.

Thus spoke the degenerate. Shameful even observing it.

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

You're not seeing the bigger picture here, Kugel-kun.
A waifu, by her very design, is not loyal. She will please countless other otaku all around the globe.
By having multiple waifus, you're not really changing anything from their point of view. All you're really doing is putting power back into the hands of the otaku.