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Re: Chris-chan

Post by VoiceOfReasonPast » Wed Oct 18, 2023 5:19 am

Basically this:
  • He claims that the incest was made up
  • He also insists that getting your charges dropped for being too retarded equals being declared innocent
  • He still thinks he's Jeebus
  • That weird Garbage Pail Kid he's dating is called "Flutter"
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Re: Chris-chan

Post by RAPEMAN » Wed Oct 18, 2023 5:11 pm

VoiceOfReasonPast wrote:
Wed Oct 18, 2023 5:19 am
That weird Garbage Pail Kid he's dating is called "Flutter"[/list]
Question being if she's a field agent or not.
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Re: Chris-chan

Post by Complicity » Thu Oct 19, 2023 11:49 am

RAPEMAN wrote:
Wed Oct 18, 2023 5:11 pm
VoiceOfReasonPast wrote:
Wed Oct 18, 2023 5:19 am
That weird Garbage Pail Kid he's dating is called "Flutter"[/list]
Question being if she's a field agent or not.
She's a Cabbage Patch doll, jizzed on and brought to life during a Satanic ritual.
I've read in comments section that the fat retard still wants Meghan burned at the stake for the crime of not taking his virginity, so maybe it's a "no sex until we are married forever" kind of relationship.
Or maybe "Flutter" is still a doll down there.
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Re: Chris-chan

Post by Complicity » Mon Jan 01, 2024 3:06 am

The Chad CWC goes out with the demonic doll, while the virgin Spoony plays board games alone.

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Re: Chris-chan

Post by VoiceOfReasonPast » Mon Jan 01, 2024 11:48 am

It's a bliss to be Chris.
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Re: Chris-chan

Post by Gendo's Ocular Dickhole » Mon Jan 01, 2024 2:11 pm

Fascinating how he's got more pussy (including his mother's) than Noah so far. :lol:
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Re: Chris-chan

Post by Le Redditeur » Mon Jan 01, 2024 3:55 pm

He got more pussy than both Antwiller brothers combined.

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Re: Chris-chan

Post by Kugelfisch » Mon Jan 01, 2024 9:54 pm

Nauseating to think of.
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Re: Chris-chan

Post by Le Redditeur » Mon Jan 01, 2024 10:42 pm

It may be, but then again, the thought that a woman voluntarily subjected herself to a middle-aged, balding, trooned out Chris-chan will never not be funny. They just can't resist their natural hybristophilia, can they? :lol:

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Re: Chris-chan

Post by ebin namefag » Mon Jan 01, 2024 11:51 pm

Kugelfisch wrote:
Mon Jan 01, 2024 9:54 pm
Nauseating to think of.
I know, the Antwilers are disgusting.
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I assume the big crossover here is autism.

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