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Re: Chris-chan

Post by VoiceOfReasonPast » Mon Oct 04, 2021 7:53 am

How is spacebattles.com a worthy alternative to internet drama? Last time I checked they're preoccupied with pointless and never-ending debates about which unrealistic fictional army would beat a different unrealistic fictional army (the most never-ending and iconic ones being Gundam vs BattleTech and endless permutations involving Star Trek, Star Wars and the Imperium from 40k)
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Re: Chris-chan

Post by Guest » Mon Oct 04, 2021 5:27 pm

They had that big thing a year or two ago where the commie section of the userbase did some silly nazi false flag op to try and blackmail the site owner into handing over the keys to the forum.

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Re: Chris-chan

Post by Kugelfisch » Mon Oct 04, 2021 6:14 pm

Sounds like goons to me.
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Re: Chris-chan

Post by VoiceOfReasonPast » Mon Oct 04, 2021 6:43 pm

Ya gotta be a goon if you seriously debate about which is the strongest Nasuverse character that a Spess Mehreen can defeat

Or if you argue about who would win in a fight between a One Punch Man villain and a specific iteration of Knuckles.
fight takes place in an abandoned Las Vegas
starting distance 30 meters
in-character
no prior knowledge or prep time
standard gear/equipment
victory by killing opponent
anime canon for both
The 30 m starting distance is really important here, them fighting in Las Vegas even moreso.

I think I'll stop for now.
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Re: Chris-chan

Post by Le Redditeur » Mon Oct 04, 2021 9:51 pm

Autism needs to be purged.

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Re: Chris-chan

Post by Newhalf » Fri Oct 08, 2021 6:02 am

And there I used to think kiwis were just a bunch of retarded autismo psychopaths. In reality it's even worse, their adoration of Chris Chan is an abomination on the level of Rassenschande.
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Re: Chris-chan

Post by rabidtictac » Fri Oct 08, 2021 8:40 am

Spoony is to DHI as Chris is to Kiwi.

The difference is that we've never had any personal dealings with Spoony.
We've never tried to curate or cultivate him as our personal pet lolcow.
We haven't tried to force milk out of him after he stopped producing.
We've been more than happy to turn his thread into off-topic.
We never collected money to give to Spoony.

Poonoo has as much of a relationship with Spoony as any guestfag. I think that's one very important difference between DHI and foxdick. DHI is closer to a chan wrapped in forum clothing.
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Re: Chris-chan

Post by Guest » Fri Oct 08, 2021 6:53 pm

rabidtictac wrote:
Fri Oct 08, 2021 8:40 am
Poonoo has as much of a relationship with Spoony as any guestfag.
Poonoo also gives boss $50 a month? I've had to keep upping my pledge because of fake fans dropping out.

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Re: Chris-chan

Post by RAPEMAN » Fri Oct 15, 2021 12:04 am

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Re: Chris-chan

Post by Le Redditeur » Fri Oct 15, 2021 1:30 am

Yeah, figures. You lock austistic fuck as him away with only a Bible, a prayer rug, and a deck of cards to play Solitairse, and none of his toys to play with, he's going bonkers real fast.

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