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Re: Chris-chan

Post by VoiceOfReasonPast » Fri Oct 15, 2021 3:13 pm

It gets even better.
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Re: Chris-chan

Post by Guest » Fri Oct 15, 2021 3:19 pm

Kind of reminds me of how Erik Larsen holds a pen/pencil

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Re: Chris-chan

Post by Kugelfisch » Fri Oct 15, 2021 7:54 pm

Fuck's sake. How the shit did he not get bullied endlessly?
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Re: Chris-chan

Post by Guest » Fri Oct 15, 2021 7:59 pm

Kugelfisch wrote:
Fri Oct 15, 2021 7:54 pm
Fuck's sake. How the shit did he not get bullied endlessly?
Chris Chan or Larsen? Because Chris Chan was bullied endlessly

One of the funniest stories I heard from his school days was the other kids used to throw pennies at him and shout 'Sonic's dead' as they did it

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Re: Chris-chan

Post by Kugelfisch » Fri Oct 15, 2021 9:48 pm

Larsen. A non-autist should've had that shit bullied out of him by the end of first grade.
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Re: Chris-chan

Post by Guest » Sat Oct 16, 2021 12:46 am

Two theories
1) Kids don't really pay attention to the other kids' penmanship
2) It's clearly worked for him. I mean, you'd think that someone with a grip so fucked up wouldn't be able to draw anything and yet he's managed to become not just a successful comic book artist but one of the most successful of the 1990s

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Re: Chris-chan

Post by VoiceOfReasonPast » Sat Oct 16, 2021 6:26 am

It's certainly good that he's an old white cis het male born in pre-Tumblr times, so he knows how goofy this looks.
Nowadays, someone like him would brag about how he invented a new and innovative way to draw stuff. And whinie about people hating on him, of course.
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Re: Chris-chan

Post by Kugelfisch » Sat Oct 16, 2021 2:10 pm

Guest wrote:
Sat Oct 16, 2021 12:46 am
Two theories
1) Kids don't really pay attention to the other kids' penmanship
Nonsense. Kids pick up on out of the norm shit very easily for the sake of mockery. I also can't imagine no teacher ever said something about it.

As for 2, that would be fine if he just draws like that. But apparently he also writes like that. Absolutely insufferable.
I fear that he also handles silverware like that. I'd legitimately kick anyone out of the house who can't hold a fork right.
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Re: Chris-chan

Post by Guest » Sun Oct 17, 2021 2:59 pm

Kugelfisch wrote:
Fri Oct 15, 2021 9:41 am
They will eventually pump him so full with anti-psychotics that he won't be able to hold a pen.
I mean, really, is the world at a loss for this? It's probably cheaper this way too. A drooling mess of a CWC is no harm to anyone.

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Re: Chris-chan

Post by Kugelfisch » Sun Oct 17, 2021 8:11 pm

Guest wrote:
Sun Oct 17, 2021 2:59 pm
I mean, really, is the world at a loss for this?
Nope. It's for the best and I eagerly await that day when he's locked up for good by his handlers and spaced out to unresponsiveness. The kiwis would be devastated over it.
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