Chris-chan

[Kugelfisch]

Let's just make this clear: There is never a situation where you have to get a McFlurry.
These niggers are doing it to themselves.

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

It was a craving

[McGinnis]

like having to drive to McDonald's to get her a McFlurry at night

That completely understates the ridiculousness of it. See, not only did 'Kacey' make Liquid go get her a McFlurry at 3 in the morning, they lived right near a McDonald's and she was somehow convinced that their McFlurrys were of inferior quality. So she made him drive to the McDonald's like an hour or half hour away just to get her McFlurry.

Also, she was a fat ho who looked more like Chris nowadays than Liquid Chris ever did. Yeah, it's good he manned up and divorced her. Shouldn't have married her in the first place, but I digress

[RAPEMAN]

I don't think his twin brother was in on it but later showed on /cow/ to bitch about his fat wife. I don't remember either of them being actual doctors IRL.

Here's Christopher Duckworth on a doctor network and Jon Duckworth's youtube channel. Jon was the singing voice for Liquid when they were doing the singing competitions against Chris.

I stand corrected. You know... This shit took place over a decade ago.

My youth... It's all gone.

[Osterzone]

Yeah, a lot has happened since then. Bob died, Chris and Barb hit Snyder with their car, Chris fucks a hooker, Blue Arms, house catching fire, Chris trooning out, Idea Guys actually getting into Chris's head, then the incest and subsequent arrest. The whole Liquid stuff is tepid in comparison.

[Kugelfisch]

And yet possibly still the best saga.

[RAPEMAN]

It may have been the last great saga.

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

That would be the Homeless Saga.

[McGinnis]

And yet possibly still the best saga.

It may have been the last great saga.

Considering most of the 'sagas' were unfunny dogshit dreamed up by a bunch of autists worse than Chris himself, and seeing as Chris was never funnier than when left to his own devices, this is not very high praise

[BenComicGraphics]

I don't think his twin brother was in on it but later showed on /cow/ to bitch about his fat wife. I don't remember either of them being actual doctors IRL.

Here's Christopher Duckworth on a doctor network and Jon Duckworth's youtube channel. Jon was the singing voice for Liquid when they were doing the singing competitions against Chris.

Indeed. Marrying is bad enough but marrying a known troll? What an idiot!

We all did stupid things when we were 20. Sucks for him that there's a record of it online, like having to drive to McDonald's to get her a McFlurry at night, or that she made him destroy his handwritten Legend of Zelda erotica.

See, I always heard the brothers switched being Liquid repeatedly.