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Re: Chris-chan

Post by VoiceOfReasonPast » Tue May 31, 2022 9:31 pm

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Just imagine if he became some sort of homeless messiah. You'd be walking down the street and see some filthy guy with a Sonichu medallion screaming about blarms.
It'd be like the in the movie Joker. Just replace the clown masks with Sonichu masks.
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Re: Chris-chan

Post by Osterzone » Wed Aug 10, 2022 6:31 pm

Looks like Chris is going to trial. His lawyer has had the court case sealed to avoid tarnishing the jury selection. Barb will have to testify against her son. Might be the last time Chris ever sees her in person.

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Re: Chris-chan

Post by McGinnis » Wed Aug 10, 2022 7:17 pm

If his lawyer is even half competent, he won't let him anywhere near the stand

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Re: Chris-chan

Post by Osterzone » Wed Aug 10, 2022 8:30 pm

This shouldn't have even gone to trial, but a lawyer can only advise their client. Chris probably refused any plea deal because that means admitting guilt and he insists that he did nothing wrong.

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Re: Chris-chan

Post by VoiceOfReasonPast » Wed Aug 10, 2022 8:35 pm

He wil take the stand. And he will make an ass of himself.
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Re: Chris-chan

Post by McGinnis » Wed Aug 10, 2022 9:23 pm

Foxdicks are already tarding out because they figure he's going to play the tard card and walk

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Re: Chris-chan

Post by Kugelfisch » Wed Aug 10, 2022 9:29 pm

If he MACE'd someone, sure. Fucking, or more specifically raping, his own mother? I'm not so sure about him just walking away from that.

I'd be bewildered if he'd be found competent enough to live unsupervised. I don't see the angle.
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Re: Chris-chan

Post by McGinnis » Wed Aug 10, 2022 9:39 pm

Best case scenario, he avoids hard time, he avoids the sex offender's registry, he might even keep his welfare. But he's still gonna be out on the street, pretty much. He won't be allowed anywhere near his mother and therefore probably his house.

Of course, the fact that he wants to go trial because he feels he did nothing wrong suggests we probably aren't looking at the best case scenario

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Re: Chris-chan

Post by Le Redditeur » Thu Aug 11, 2022 12:22 am

McGinnis wrote:
Wed Aug 10, 2022 9:23 pm
Foxdicks are already tarding out because they figure he's going to play the tard card and walk
Jesus Christ. Who cares if Chris(tine) walks out free? That would be hilarious and proof that Burgerland is OK with literal mother fucking, but besides that, so what? Null is still butthurt for being played a fool by a retard, and that's the reason for their indignant afetation.

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Re: Chris-chan

Post by rabidtictac » Thu Aug 11, 2022 12:29 am

McGinnis wrote:
Wed Aug 10, 2022 9:39 pm
Best case scenario, he avoids hard time, he avoids the sex offender's registry, he might even keep his welfare. But he's still gonna be out on the street, pretty much. He won't be allowed anywhere near his mother and therefore probably his house.

Of course, the fact that he wants to go trial because he feels he did nothing wrong suggests we probably aren't looking at the best case scenario
Best case for him would be to take a plea deal. If he goes to trial, he's going to get murdered in open court. Chris is retarded, but he's not so retarded as to be completely incapable of understanding the concept of illegal or immoral acts.

Chris' trolls spend so much time tardwrangling and curating his stupid ass that he's convinced himself of his own invincibility.
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