Fatphobia Containment Thread
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Never say eating box ever again.
da PAC Nigguh wrote: ↑Wed Nov 25, 2020 12:06 amShit like this is why satire is dead in currentyear.
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Did that make you feel uncomfortable? It should.
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Don't lick vaginas. And if you lick an obese woman's vagina then it's probably time for suicide.
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You'll probably die of infection not long after, anyways.
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Heaven help us, these people are beyond gross. Reminds me of that fat bitch who was fucking 4 guys, got pregnant by one, and the baby got its ass kicked by one of the other boyfriends.
rabidtictac wrote: ↑Wed Aug 09, 2023 4:57 amRapeculture lives in a van by the river and rapes bitches every day.
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Chantal's back in Canada, getting wasted once more after her trip to Kuwait.
Apparently she and her totally-real husband didn't actually get married when she said they were. But don't worry, they totally did get married later.
Except she still doesn't have any proof aside from maybe her wedding ring. Which she "forgot" in Kuwait.
Being the fat Lupa that she is, she naturally also started shit with her husband's friends. For some reason this didn't end with her getting acid splashed on her face.
Apparently she and her totally-real husband didn't actually get married when she said they were. But don't worry, they totally did get married later.
Except she still doesn't have any proof aside from maybe her wedding ring. Which she "forgot" in Kuwait.
Being the fat Lupa that she is, she naturally also started shit with her husband's friends. For some reason this didn't end with her getting acid splashed on her face.
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Acid may just improve her.
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But it would fuck with her feefees something fierce since she's convinced that her face is "pretty".
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But think how she could start blaming every single hardship on it. It'd be her free ticket to whatever.
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They're really shaking up the status quo with this season (or series?) finale of Foodie Beauty.
So Chantal's grand master plan in her Love Quest involves becoming a de-facto Kuwaiti citizen by commuting between Canada and Kuwait, staying in the latter for as long as her tourist visa allows and only staying in the former just long enough to get a new one.
This totally won't get impeded by her dwindling finances, her dwindling health, or the authorities of either country getting suspicious at her strange travel behavior.
Drunk with the euphoria of her success (at least until her fake husband stops deluding himself that she will ever help him get to Canada), she has finally enacted a plan she has threatened multiple times in the past whenever she came close to securing a male penis: Just get rid of all earthly attachments.
One might almost feel bad for him, but he's an autistic Turbo-SJW and a total Spoony. Dude actively avoids anything that might improve his situation, effectively spending the last 1-2 years on a short bus headed for a cliff, doing nothing but complaining about the seats.
Of course that doesn't stop him from seething with impotent rage, but he's way too buck-broken to ever say anything bad about his sugar mommy.
So Chantal's grand master plan in her Love Quest involves becoming a de-facto Kuwaiti citizen by commuting between Canada and Kuwait, staying in the latter for as long as her tourist visa allows and only staying in the former just long enough to get a new one.
This totally won't get impeded by her dwindling finances, her dwindling health, or the authorities of either country getting suspicious at her strange travel behavior.
Drunk with the euphoria of her success (at least until her fake husband stops deluding himself that she will ever help him get to Canada), she has finally enacted a plan she has threatened multiple times in the past whenever she came close to securing a male penis: Just get rid of all earthly attachments.
- Her apartment? She's gonna get kicked out at the end of the month anyways. Let her house slave sort this shit out.
- Her long-time cats? The younger one she has already given away (probably the only happy end in this entire saga), the older one will probably get euthanized. Or she will just let her house slave sort this shit out.
- Her house slave? Well, the above two points should give you a slight hint that he's the fall guy in this
- Her car? Apparently getting sold for far less than the loan she has on it. Good idea.
One might almost feel bad for him, but he's an autistic Turbo-SJW and a total Spoony. Dude actively avoids anything that might improve his situation, effectively spending the last 1-2 years on a short bus headed for a cliff, doing nothing but complaining about the seats.
Of course that doesn't stop him from seething with impotent rage, but he's way too buck-broken to ever say anything bad about his sugar mommy.
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