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Re: Merry Cristmas Motherfuckers!

Posted: Mon Dec 21, 2020 1:20 am
by Le Redditeur
VoiceOfReasonPast wrote:
Sun Dec 20, 2020 9:41 pm
It's extra annoying if you're the nerd in the family, since you'll get pestered by smartphone questions that could be better answered by relatives who actually use their smartphones for more than calling and surfing.
You should have done like I did. Despite being the huge nerd of the family, I only reluctantly adopted a smartphone in November 2018.

Re: Merry Cristmas Motherfuckers!

Posted: Mon Dec 21, 2020 1:41 am
by Guest
mad bum wrote:
Sun Dec 20, 2020 9:12 pm
I have a fucking boomer playing 20 questions with me on egay about a drive I sold him for his arcade machine, he doesn't understand the thing has to be connected online in order to use the roms and is doing a pity party saying they wasted money and shit when my drive is fine.
Maybe you should have told them upfront it was scratched all to hell.

Re: Merry Cristmas Motherfuckers!

Posted: Mon Dec 21, 2020 2:30 am
by da PAC Nigguh
mad bum wrote:
Sun Dec 20, 2020 9:12 pm
I have a fucking boomer playing 20 questions with me on egay about a drive I sold him for his arcade machine, he doesn't understand the thing has to be connected online in order to use the roms and is doing a pity party saying they wasted money and shit when my drive is fine.
What kind of retarded thing is this?

Re: Merry Cristmas Motherfuckers!

Posted: Mon Dec 21, 2020 2:44 am
by Moe Bitches
That's some hackfraud shit right there.

Re: Merry Cristmas Motherfuckers!

Posted: Mon Dec 21, 2020 7:24 am
by Guest
Defend yourself, Bores!

Ethan analyzes Ritz Crackers' latest woke Xmas ad:


Re: Merry Cristmas Motherfuckers!

Posted: Mon Dec 21, 2020 8:09 am
by rabidtictac
Le Redditeur wrote:
Mon Dec 21, 2020 1:20 am
VoiceOfReasonPast wrote:
Sun Dec 20, 2020 9:41 pm
It's extra annoying if you're the nerd in the family, since you'll get pestered by smartphone questions that could be better answered by relatives who actually use their smartphones for more than calling and surfing.
You should have done like I did. Despite being the huge nerd of the family, I only reluctantly adopted a smartphone in November 2018.
Same, except I have yet to adopt a smartphone. So they can't ask me questions at all. It's been great.

Re: Merry Cristmas Motherfuckers!

Posted: Mon Dec 21, 2020 3:46 pm
by Liar Revealed
I've got a Christmas song channel in my cable package. But it really sucks. Instead of the old standards we all know and love, it's 80% modern shit.
I think this is my new most hated Christmas song.

Re: Merry Cristmas Motherfuckers!

Posted: Mon Dec 21, 2020 4:10 pm
by Kugelfisch
That's absurd. Imagine being a grown man and writing and/or singing that kind of garbage.

Re: Merry Cristmas Motherfuckers!

Posted: Mon Dec 21, 2020 10:13 pm
by VoiceOfReasonPast
Anything for that sweet holiday cash.

Re: Merry Cristmas Motherfuckers!

Posted: Tue Dec 22, 2020 1:22 am
by Kugelfisch
VoiceOfReasonPast wrote:
Mon Dec 21, 2020 10:13 pm
Anything for that sweet holiday cash.
Fair enough in theory. However, you could at least try.



There. Some smooth cocktail bar jazz and lyrics that aren't too dumb for even children. Was that so hard to do?