does it say anything about bracing for anal rape?
But in all seriousness you best hope in that scenario is teaching them how to quickly draw and use a knife
I think my favorite ones are the bear hug escape (which I guess could work if this was a cartoon) and the choke escape (mostly because even the fucking demonstration shows there just isn't enough reach unless you are assaulted by Boogie; bonus points for not even considering that you could try to drive your head into the guy's face.)
Autism attracts more autism. Sooner or later, an internet nobody will attract the exact kind of fans - and detractors - he deserves.
-Yours Truly
Retards too dumb to kill a fish. You don't need to behead it. You give them a hard knock on the head and stab them through the heart to bleed them out. I have never seen a fish move after that.
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