Reddit Users Scam GameStop Hedge Fund Douche as a Shitpost

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Post by montgomery burns » Mon Feb 01, 2021 1:28 am

These guys need to be arrested for frauding us people who are making money fair and square. Because of these assholes i got kicked out of the billionaires club and these guys deserve hellfire for what they are doing to wall street.

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Re: Reddit Users Scam GameStop Hedge Fund Douche as a Shitpost

Post by CuckTurdginson » Mon Feb 01, 2021 1:30 am

montgomery burns wrote:
Mon Feb 01, 2021 1:28 am
These guys need to be arrested for frauding us people who are making money fair and square. Because of these assholes i got kicked out of the billionaires club and these guys deserve hellfire for what they are doing to wall street.
I hereby retract my previous statement.
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I don't know when they divorced I just know that it's Brad's fault.

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Re: Reddit Users Scam GameStop Hedge Fund Douche as a Shitpost

Post by mad bum » Mon Feb 01, 2021 2:52 am

GME has been holding around $300 for a few days now, it makes me nervous this shit is gonna crash come monday.
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Re: Reddit Users Scam GameStop Hedge Fund Douche as a Shitpost

Post by Guest » Mon Feb 01, 2021 3:23 am

I'd be less worried about a crash and more about the inept new administration getting involved and fucking everything up. If I had money invested I would have already sold out because I have those paper hands.

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Post by Kugelfisch » Mon Feb 01, 2021 4:26 am

It's not rising because good luck finding a broker letting you buy right now. Gotta protect their corrupt buddies.
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Post by Tony Schiavone » Mon Feb 01, 2021 4:45 am

Trump will keep getting blamed, as long as--and just like--Bush used to. For as long as it takes someone else to come along and spin the media narrative around.


So the spin on this story will focus on the impact to 401ks and grandma's retirement. And plenty of stories about the innocent workers at the companies who are suffering because of the mean Internet pranksters. That's why we need a bailout of the poor hedge fund folks.

Set your watch to this shit, and watch the NPCs fall in line.
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Re: Reddit Users Scam GameStop Hedge Fund Douche as a Shitpost

Post by CuckTurdginson » Mon Feb 01, 2021 6:27 am

I need to read more - but what little I have read indicates that if your 401k can be impacted by short trading you've got bigger problems than shitposters.
ebin namefag wrote:
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I don't know when they divorced I just know that it's Brad's fault.

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Post by Kugelfisch » Mon Feb 01, 2021 7:02 am

Not to mention that the hedge cunts have short traded something like 120% of the stock. They did something illegal and would've gotten away with it had it not been for shitposters going "hey, let's fuck their shit up and get rich in the process".
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Post by RAPEMAN » Mon Feb 01, 2021 11:33 am

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Re: Reddit Users Scam GameStop Hedge Fund Douche as a Shitpost

Post by CuckTurdginson » Tue Feb 02, 2021 11:21 pm

https://www.cnbc.com/2021/02/02/mark-cu ... BL5k560GCs

Mark Cuban sides with the shitposters and criticizes Robin Hood.
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I don't know when they divorced I just know that it's Brad's fault.

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