Internet channels you hate, but not worth their own thread

[Old Black Man]

I always thought Jihad doing shit like throwing money at charities whenever bad shit happened, say ProlapsedJared doing nothing or BLM burning his dad’s gas station down was egotistical, like he’s some savior, but knowing how much they’ve stolen it’s all one big joke now.

[Kugelfisch]

Sure seems like he's absolutely done for. I'm expecting more good news about him next year.

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

Have we sperged about Death Battle here before?
I always knew that the whole "versus community" is a hive of peak autism, but man am I always taken aback at the pseudoscience these people employ to prove who would objectively win in a fight between say Osaka and Renge.

(Battle of the century.)

As a little thought experiment and deep dive into the degeneracy of these fucks, take this Slayers clip for example:

(Sorry for the English dub; I couldn't find a better version)

Now a sane person would think "This is just a silly gag and not relevant to anything".
A Death Battler on the other hand would go "She clearly didn't cast any spells here, so she must be naturally super strong and fast.". Then you get some deranged schizo math which will, without the shadow of a doubt, prove that Lina Inverse is effectively on par with a Kryptonian and can therefore beat Goku in a fistfight.

Just why the fuck did no one listen to Stan Lee when it actually mattered?

[Kugelfisch]

So it's basically the weeb equivalent to Epic Rap Battles of History.
Speaking of which, I don't think I need to elaborate on that particular channel.

There's this concept of "co-worker metal". You wear a band shirt or have long hair, youre "the dude that's into metal" at work. Eventually, some co-worker that listens to absolute faggot shit will casually strike up a conversation about music.

That's how one gets into the situation where this idiot sees one wearing a f.i. Panzer Division Marduk shirt, hasn't ever heard of them but correctly identifies it as a metal band and tries to tell you he's also "into metal".
He'll then mention liking Sleep Token or Five Finger Death Punch or something equally non-metal and embarrassing and you can't even begin to tell him how gay that shit is, so you just say "Oh....cool." and change the topic to the weather or whatever.


Anyway, Epic Rap Battles is a channel the co-worker of a redditor would share on Facebook. Too embarrassing for even redditors to like.

[Le Redditeur]

Did they retire the channel? I know they apparently made another rap battle for the US election, but I've not got them recommended to me on YT for years, I assumed they had moved from that cringe shit.

[Kugelfisch]

Did they retire the channel?

I hope so but I won't check. The fact it existed is bad enough.

[ebin namefag]

Epic Rape Battles of History

[Le Redditeur]

Now THAT is a series we could support!

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

I remember YT recommending me Epic Rap Battles all the time many moons ago.
Sadly, when it comes to white rappers, I only listen to the cream of the crop.

[Kugelfisch]

As popular as ever. Stick to the blueprint!