Fatphobia Containment Thread

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

I think this kinda confirms that her street kitten abduction antics got her "husband" deported.


(Or at least her being declared a persona non grata in Kuwait. Though that would make it even more retarded for him to move to Syria.)

[Le Redditeur]

The war is over, it's totally safe for him to go back carrying a 600-pound landwhale.

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

Look how happy she is:


And this is with her euphoria from doing something new.
Well, at least she doesn't have to worry about all those "nice" soldiers. The heat and lack of fast food is gonna do her in before they can.

[Le Redditeur]

Odds of her actually losing some weight on this dumb journey? Or will she give up and go back to civlization (fast food) before she even has the time to lose a single pound?

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

She'll buy an entire village's worth of food with her dollars before losing more than 10 pounds.
And judging by impulsive she is, there is a non-zero chance of her fucking off by in a week.

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

Come on, Chantal. Blink twice if you're held there against your will

If only you knew how bad things really are...

Not much streaming going on atm thanks to shit internet and spotty electricity, but they did manage to get one of those streams jammed as they were driving on a major road
Also I don't even want to imagine how bad her shits must be thanks to the bacteria-enriched water

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

LMAO. Apparently someone got shot a couple meters away from their car when they were at a park - but it's okay 'cause people shoot each other all the time in the wicked West
Also the smell of her new toilet is enough to make her gag.

[rabidtictac]

They'll use her for cover when the next regime change happens. Get behind 'er, men! The bullets can't penetrate that mass!

[Kugelfisch]

Hollow points from a 9 honestly wouldn't even reach her organs. She's a walking flak vest.

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

Early proto-human discovering fire; a drama in four acts.

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(I think the pot is somewhat warped by her military-grade filters)