Fatphobia Containment Thread

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Post by Kugelfisch » Sun Apr 27, 2025 7:42 am

Getting rid of her would also delete a full percent of future health care costs though.
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Post by rabidtictac » Sun Apr 27, 2025 7:55 am

Kugelfisch wrote: ↑
Sun Apr 27, 2025 5:04 am
 A gift to compell Greenland into joining. Enough whale blubber for three generations of heat burners.
Better their ovens burn down than our crematoriums.
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Post by Kugelfisch » Sun Apr 27, 2025 8:41 am

I know what I'd put in an oven.
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Post by VoiceOfReasonPast » Mon Apr 28, 2025 5:33 am

rabidtictac wrote: ↑
Sun Apr 27, 2025 7:55 am
 Better their ovens burn down than our crematoriums.
No oven or crematorium could contain her fat.
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Post by VoiceOfReasonPast » Sat May 03, 2025 6:51 am

Where's your hot Muslim tradwife?!
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So she finally found out how to wring more cash from her idiot fans (and attact her "husband" back for more quality renditions of Axel F / Crazy Frog): A 12 hour stream. And what a fucking mess it was.
  • Driving over over a speed bump at full speed. Either her eyesight has gone too shit, or she never figured out what the speed bump sign means. I'm leaning towards the former because she's also ignoring stop signs all the fucking time.
  • Getting lost in an area she's been living in for almost 3 years now, and desparately looking for a place to take a piss.
  • Arguing with her fans and her "husband" about how much she doesn't want to go outside / to the pool / on the treadmill
  • Getting euphoric every time her "husband" relents and orders her the junk food she wants.
And then the follow-up stream(s)
  • Finally going on the treadmill after realizing that her fans are willing to throw money at her for doing so
  • Needing her "husband" to inform her that her fucking cat was lying on the treadmill (because she can't look down far enough to notice it herself)
  • Getting a cup with dry ice in one of her orders and proceeding to...
    • ... play around with it because of the funny vapors. I'm sure carbon dioxide is exactly what your lungs need.
    • ... wonder what dry ice is
    • ... wonder if you can eat it. Sadly didn't happen.
    • ... burn her fingers because of course she had to pick up a piece of it
  • Going out with her "husband" and getting a slight panic attack when she notices that he just fucked off without telling her :lol:
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