Fatphobia Containment Thread

[Kugelfisch]

Is it still stranded in Thailand?

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

Yes, so she has threatened to return to Kuwait "in a couple days" multiple times, whenever that is because fuck giving people actual dates.

Could be till the middle of October. Could also be a lot sooner since she's getting increasingly paranoid about her fake husband having too much freedom.

[Kugelfisch]

Did he send her there without a return flight ticket or something? That'd be hilarious.

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

Nah. True kino would involve just moving to a different apartment without telling her, getting rid of his burner phone and ghosting her completely. Her return to Kuwait would be hilarious.

[rabidtictac]

He's busy getting shit and pissed on by hookers while she's gone.

[Kugelfisch]

I don't see how Chantal could shit on someone anyway. Logistically speaking, how does one suspend that weight without industrial machinery?

Plus, she'd have to be aware of incoming bowel movements instead of noticing half an hour later.

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

She'd fall on you and crush every bone in your body before she ever gets to shit on you.

And she's back in Kuwait. Yay...

[Le Redditeur]

Yay indeed, just in time for a major Middle Eastern conflict! Could they employ Chantal to bounce Iranian ballistic missiles back?

[Kugelfisch]

Oh so that's what ICBM stands for.

She'd fall on you and crush every bone in your body before she ever gets to shit on you.

Reminds me of the recent resurfacing discussion about the Titan sub (pun intended) due to the anniversary and how the 400 BAR of pressure would turn you into pink mist immolated by the compressed air temperature faster than your brain can register.

Perhaps the acceleration would compress the air so extremely that a micro black hole would form for a Plank length - kinda like the vacuum created by the punch of a pistol shrimp - and you'd be the first human to technically die by death from singularity.

Seismographs would pick that impact up around the world.

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

Reminds me of the recent resurfacing discussion about the Titan sub (pun intended) due to the anniversary and how the 400 BAR of pressure would turn you into pink mist immolated by the compressed air temperature faster than your brain can register.

Or that Byford Dolphin were some idiot opened a door without waiting for the decompression, killing everyone and causing one guy to get squeezed through the door slit like human Play-Doh.