Fatphobia Containment Thread

[Kugelfisch]

Better Arabia than North America.

You say that but little of Canada is reasonably inhabitable. Imagine it split off and drifted a bit more north. That's pretty much it for the whole nation.

Boy, wouldn't that be a shame?

[rabidtictac]

I think about that sometimes. Much of Cucknadia is uninhabited, right? That's not like in the States. In the States, shit is just really, really far apart. You have to drive everywhere unless you live in the heart of a liberal hellhole. There's no public transit and distances are too far for walking or biking, no matter how fit you may be. Roads are often unimproved or have no shoulder.

But at the end of the day, there are always people living there. People live everywhere in the USA and very little of it is truly uninhabited.

From the sound of things, Cucknadia is a couple of large cities and the rest empty space.

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

4 days of radio silence from Chantal.
Is it performative to garner attention?
Did she throw a hissy fit when her fake husband wanted her to roll into the pool again?
Did she hurt herself when she tripped on the stairs?
Did the camel spit cause an infection?
Some other kind of health emergency?
Are the proper authorities cracking down on their little setup (supposedly her apartment is only for couples, but there hasn't been much evidence of him actually living there as well, especially not with her refusal to film the bedroom)?

[rabidtictac]

She's silently binging while thinking of a new scam.

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

So apparently she's too sick to make proper videos, and is making a deal with Shaitan Allah to safe herself and start her most serious health journey. Probably overhyping shit to get attention, but who knows at this point.
She also claims she got MERS from the camel spit, which is a bit sus considering the amount of people who have ever gotten MERS in Kuwait can be counted on one hand.

If this isn't wholly performative, it's probably her kidneys giving up the ghost.

[Kugelfisch]

>MERS-CoV
>sandnigger coof
She'll be fine.

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

Chantal's health drama appears to have been performative, or she's just ignoring her health issues again. Whatever the case, she's back on screen.
We're currently on another half-assed health arc, because the power of Allah and her supposedly not binging for a few days have reset her palate or something. We'll see how many days this will last.
She's apparently also trying to rebirth her content along with herself. She likes to sprinkle in info dumps about herself aimed at hypothetical newcomers to her content, which are usually just her repeating old stories with new lies and/or embellishments. She also once again bragged about her fluency in French, even though she has yet to prove that she can do more than fuck up the pronunciation of every single French word she knows.

And despite her rebirth and brand new diet, her blood sugar levels are still sky high, even after "fasting" (aka sleeping, but she keeps insisting that it counts as fasting).

[rabidtictac]

Fuck around with blood sugar levels for too long and she's gonna find out the hard way. Incoming footless arc.

[Kugelfisch]

Didn't know she claims to speak French. She absolutely doesn't.

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

It's her major flex whenever she wants to flaunt her French Cucknadian roots. Even though she has yet to provide any audio(visual) evidence of being able to hold even basic conversations in French.
Fun fact: She got kicked out of her last (and probably also first) real job not only because she's a lazy bitch, but also because she somewhat overselled her French skills.