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Re: Chris-chan

Post by Newhalf » Fri May 20, 2022 5:39 am

Some retards already mass produced the medallions with Chris' official endorsement. At least that used to be a thing at some point, he got a share of the profits that this made for unfathomable reasons.
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Re: Chris-chan

Post by Kugelfisch » Fri May 20, 2022 1:32 pm

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I don't disagree with you. Trouble is autism doesn't manifest itself until a year, couple of years or so after the birth.
Accidents happen. One moment you're hiking along a trail, the next moment little Timmy has fallen down a cliff. Tragic.
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Re: Chris-chan

Post by Liar Revealed » Fri May 20, 2022 4:36 pm

Kugelfisch wrote:
Fri May 20, 2022 1:32 pm
Accidents happen. One moment you're hiking along a trail, the next moment little Timmy has fallen down a cliff. Tragic.
Like with John Travolta's retarded son.
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Re: Chris-chan

Post by McGinnis » Sat May 21, 2022 4:05 am

Well, you know, Travolta's son was SP

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Re: Chris-chan

Post by Poonoo » Fri May 27, 2022 2:04 pm

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I would be amazed if that community of autists could even finance the down payment
Look how much money Anime and Funko shit makes. Autists have NEETBux, they have enough to consume useless crap including a house for Chris Chan if you multiply that by a thousand.
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One night on the street and he'd quickly find himself stabbed for all his shit.
What would he have to steal? I'm picturing him pushing a shopping cart full of his Legos around all day.
They'd stab him for being annoying. Watch his interview with Guru Larry, that's what talking to all full blown autistic people is actually like. They completely ignore everything you say, the conversation is insanely one way and because they are so bad at social ques they can't tell you are bored and don't care about them rambling about some shitty anime they just watched.

On top of that if you are blunt to them about it they'll get offended, like every person in real life Chris has added to Sonichu who called him out on his shit. When he pulls some Blue Arms bullshit he'll get his ass kicked or worse.
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Re: Chris-chan

Post by McGinnis » Fri May 27, 2022 2:36 pm

Poonoo wrote:
Fri May 27, 2022 2:04 pm
Look how much money Anime and Funko shit makes. Autists have NEETBux, they have enough to consume useless crap including a house for Chris Chan if you multiply that by a thousand.
Anime and Funko shit are mainstream though, or at least more mainstream than Chris, who is niche. When Tucker went on and talked about him fucking his mother, that's the first time a wide audience had even heard of him.

Of course, I suppose it is theoretically possible for kiwiautists to crowdfund a home for Chris. But, in order to do that, they'd have to give up a sizeable portion of that SSDI, that would otherwise go on Animu and Funko shit, to a mentally ill retard who fucks his mum. I kinda think that a lot of them would resent doing that, especially since many of them probably don't own homes themselves.

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Re: Chris-chan

Post by VoiceOfReasonPast » Fri May 27, 2022 4:01 pm

But he helped them through dark times. He deserves his own home a thousand times more than these Kiwis.
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Re: Chris-chan

Post by McGinnis » Fri May 27, 2022 4:49 pm

That's another thing. Most of the appeal of Chris-Chan for these people is that he's a bigger loser than they could hope to be. Even if Chris-Chan's had sex and many of them haven't, he had to resort to getting a whore and then raping his own mother.

If he owns his own home, he'd be doing better than them. Can't be having that

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Re: Chris-chan

Post by Poonoo » Fri May 27, 2022 9:14 pm

VoiceOfReasonPast wrote:
Fri May 27, 2022 4:01 pm
But he helped them through dark times.
So many INs live off money from people who unironically say this, just look at the people who were giving Spoony money. If Spoony kept making content he'd still be getting $5000 a month or more, Linkara got his shitty movie funded for enough for a down payment in Virginia.
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If he owns his own home, he'd be doing better than them. Can't be having that
If he is dependant on them financially and has to be their personal reality show 24/7 is he really better than them? And you underestimate how obsessed with Chris they are, watching him 24/7 is Null's wet dream. A lot of these fuckers love controlling him because they will never be parents but secretly want to be.
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Re: Chris-chan

Post by McGinnis » Fri May 27, 2022 9:26 pm

Poonoo wrote:
Fri May 27, 2022 9:14 pm
If he is dependant on them financially and has to be their personal reality show 24/7 is he really better than them?
Yes. They would be giving him a free house, presumably free food and amenities and what do they get in return? They get to see an autistic man masturbate. A professional grifter could do no better
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Fri May 27, 2022 9:14 pm
And you underestimate how obsessed with Chris they are
Oh I don't. I'm sure when he ends up on the street, Marvin and all those guys will keep close eye on him and make sure no one stabs him when he has to sleep in the park at night
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A lot of these fuckers love controlling him because they will never be parents but secretly want to be.
It doesn't read like that for me.

Most of the foxdick guys are scarcely better than Chris himself. There's a reason people call it a community of trollshielding autists. If more people knew about the people obsessed with stalking Chris, there's a good chance there would be wikis and entire forums dedicated to discussing them. Null included. Remember, Null's a fucking lolcow.

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