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Re: Reddit Letter Media

Post by Guest » Wed Jun 09, 2021 5:20 pm

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Re: Reddit Letter Media

Post by Old Black Man » Wed Jun 09, 2021 10:46 pm

VoiceOfReasonPast wrote:
Wed Jun 09, 2021 1:55 pm
Why would they make a lesbian vampire movie if modern vampire movies are espacist fantasies for straight women?
Besides, most people of Current Year have never heard of Carmilla, and most of those that have think she originated in Castlevania.
Shame now they’ll just associate her with the lame version from Wokeflixvania. And it looks like current year did try to tumblrize the story.

Carmilla (2019), written and directed by Emily Harris, was inspired by the novella. Fifteen-year-old Lara (Hannah Rae) develops feelings for Carmilla (Devrim Lingnau), but her strict governess believes their strange houseguest is a vampire.[37] Harris says she "stripped back" the supernatural layers to consider the story as a "derailed love story" and "a story about our tendency as humans to demonize the other".

Gaaaaaaaaaaaaay!
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Re: Reddit Letter Media

Post by Guest » Wed Jun 09, 2021 11:00 pm

Complicity wrote:
Wed Jun 09, 2021 6:34 am
Dustin Diamond also used a double for the Screech porn, even if his face was in the video.
You know that Screech was bullshitting, right? This was around the time they were start to float the idea of doing a Saved By The Bell reunion and Screech, being such an accomplished actor known for so much more than Saved By The Bell, desperately wanted to be a part of it. So he said he never did anything as degenerate as appearing personally in a sex tape and he also claimed that he didn't write those awful, awful things about his fellow castmates, that it was the 'ghost writer' who 'blew [his] statements out of proportion' instead.

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Re: Reddit Letter Media

Post by Complicity » Wed Jun 09, 2021 11:14 pm

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You know that Screech was bullshitting, right?
Yes, but why lying about being in the porno, but still claiming of being the director of it?
It's like saying "yes, i'm a degenerate, but my dick was too short".
It was pretty obvious the book, the public apologies after the book and the porn were part of his plan of becoming the male Paris Hilton, but he didn't take into consideration that no one cares if you are an ugly guy and not a thot.
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Re: Reddit Letter Media

Post by Guest » Thu Jun 10, 2021 12:37 am

Dracula 2000 (the one where pop icon Vitamin C got her titties out) was the last sexy Dracula, and probably the only one. All the others were gay allegories about dudes wanting to suck other dudes dry. There was a recent BBC version that literally made him a flaming homo in the first minute.


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Re: Reddit Letter Media

Post by Old Black Man » Thu Jun 10, 2021 12:52 am

Vitamin C had an awesome pair of tits on her. Watching RLM’s review adds to the post above, Gay would of course love a movie about a guy who lives by sucking other men off, the women are just a beard due to the era the story takes places on.
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Re: Reddit Letter Media

Post by Guest » Thu Jun 10, 2021 2:55 am

Old Black Man wrote:
Wed Jun 09, 2021 10:46 pm
Carmilla (2019), written and directed by Emily Harris, was inspired by the novella. Fifteen-year-old Lara (Hannah Rae) develops feelings for Carmilla (Devrim Lingnau), but her strict governess believes their strange houseguest is a vampire.[37] Harris says she "stripped back" the supernatural layers to consider the story as a "derailed love story" and "a story about our tendency as humans to demonize the other".
Can't believe those stoopit hoomans are demonizing demons.

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Re: Reddit Letter Media

Post by Old Black Man » Thu Jun 10, 2021 2:56 am

Right? It’s like making a wolf man movie where the wolf is just a metaphor for gay sex or some shit. Sounds right up Blob’s alley though.
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Re: Reddit Letter Media

Post by Guest » Thu Jun 10, 2021 3:09 am

Metaphors and allegory are gay AF.

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Re: Reddit Letter Media

Post by Guest » Thu Jun 10, 2021 3:42 am

Complicity wrote:
Wed Jun 09, 2021 11:14 pm
Yes, but why lying about being in the porno, but still claiming of being the director of it?
Why did his co-star, Tiffani Thiessen, lie about it being her tits in that Newlook shoot, when everybody knows what she looks like? Why did R Kelly lie about it being him on that tape, fucking that teenage girl, when everybody knows what he looks like? Why did Bill Clinton lie about having sexual relations with that woman, Ms Lewinsky, and say that he never told anybody to lie, when he provably did both of those things?

People will lie, especially when their reputation is on the line. In Screech's case I think he went around trying to sell that tape to people so he couldn't just outright say he had nothing to do with it.

Of course, I am getting ahead of myself here. He could well be telling the truth, I don't know. I don't think so, though. Same with the book. If what the ghost writer wrote was untrue or extremely embellished then why the fuck did he put his name on it, and risk lawsuit?

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