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Re: Reddit Letter Media

Post by Guest » Wed Jun 09, 2021 6:15 am

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Monica Bellucci had a body double for pretty much every nude scene she was in.
Must've been one hell of a double, seeing as you can see her face and her tits in the same shot.

This some ASS shit right here

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Re: Reddit Letter Media

Post by Complicity » Wed Jun 09, 2021 6:34 am

Guest wrote:
Wed Jun 09, 2021 6:15 am
Complicity wrote:
Wed Jun 09, 2021 2:55 am
Monica Bellucci had a body double for pretty much every nude scene she was in.
Must've been one hell of a double, seeing as you can see her face and her tits in the same shot.

This some ASS shit right here
Ever heard of the concept of superimposing faces, fucktard?
This is her double:

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Leila Virzì.
Dustin Diamond also used a double for the Screech porn, even if his face was in the video.
Bruce Willis had a double for his body and dick in Color of Night, because apparently his real penis wasn't big enough for the pool scene.
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Re: Reddit Letter Media

Post by Guest » Wed Jun 09, 2021 6:51 am

Complicity wrote:
Wed Jun 09, 2021 2:55 am
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Wed Jun 09, 2021 12:08 am
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Anyone who likes that overblown piece of shit is a huge faggot that should neck themselves
It had Monica Bellucci titties. Can't complain
Monica Bellucci had a body double for pretty much every nude scene she was in.
The real one, like Asia Argento, is a short, fat and dumb sow who can barely speak proper Italian.
And like Asia Argento, she got ahead in life by sucking the right dicks, and nothing else.
No talent at all.
She's been naked in like a hundred movies, dummy, with the same body every time. I have no idea about her Italian, but she looks dumb and acts like a bimbo so I believe she's a whore.

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Re: Reddit Letter Media

Post by Complicity » Wed Jun 09, 2021 6:58 am

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Wed Jun 09, 2021 6:51 am
She's been naked in like a hundred movies, dummy, with the same body every time.
I already showed you who that body belongs too

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but sure, it's not true and it's an ASS-like conspiracy.
Man, you are stupid.
And while i was searching to see how many movies she appeared in, i found out that she at least had another one named Roberta Ancona, but i haven't found any pictures of her.
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Re: Reddit Letter Media

Post by Guest » Wed Jun 09, 2021 7:23 am

Complicity wrote:
Wed Jun 09, 2021 6:34 am
Do you know the concept of superimposing faces, fucktard?
Ah yes, a common technique that's totally in use with all the body doubles. Especially in the 1990s
You mean to tell me that
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and that, just for shits and giggles, she did all those nude photoshoots and brought her double along for all the fun?

What's happened is you learned she used a double for one film (Malena) where, by the way, it was obvious she used one and you've extrapolated this to mean she always uses doubles (or rather, the same one) because you are, in fact, the fucktard

Here's some Italians discussing it for posterity
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Complicity wrote:
Wed Jun 09, 2021 6:34 am
Dustin Diamond also used a double for the Screech porn video, even if his face was in the video.
I'll have to take your word for that because I ain't watching that shit

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Re: Reddit Letter Media

Post by Guest » Wed Jun 09, 2021 7:44 am

Coppola's Dracula is a perfectly good adaptation of the novel ruined by retarded DraculaXMina fanfic.

Also, lol at them pretending to be familiar with the novel. I don't believe for a second either of them have read anything longer than a summary on the back of a vhs since high school. They likely skimmed the wiki (or tv tropes) right before filming.

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Re: Reddit Letter Media

Post by Guest » Wed Jun 09, 2021 7:47 am

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Coppola's Dracula is a perfectly good adaptation of the novel ruined by retarded DraculaXMina fanfic.
And feminism

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Re: Reddit Letter Media

Post by Guest » Wed Jun 09, 2021 7:53 am

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Finally a soy face that isn't wojak.
You see a lot of wojak on Reddit?

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Re: Reddit Letter Media

Post by Complicity » Wed Jun 09, 2021 8:14 am

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Wed Jun 09, 2021 7:23 am
All that shit
Yeah probably it has to do with the fact that the only movies i remember watching with that cunt in it were Matrix reloaded and Dracula, i wasn't even remembering she was in the latter, while looking for her body doubles (again, she had at least another one) i found multiple articles in Italian claiming all the nudes in Malena (that i never watched, because i couldn't care less about boring softcore porn) were Virzì's, unlike what that guy in that forum claims (don't know who's right and care even less), i was sure the Malena double was true at the very least, and it wasn't her body "all the time".

I never watched Saved by the Smell either, i read an article about the guy's death mentioning it, together with the "Behind the Bell" crap.

Color of night, 1994, again read about Bruce Willis' double (or maybe i saw a Brad's review of the movie and he mentioned it? don't remember).
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Great, my first and i'm afraid not last A12 moment
And here's the second one. I'm a retard.
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Re: Reddit Letter Media

Post by Guest » Wed Jun 09, 2021 8:37 am

Guest wrote:
Wed Jun 09, 2021 7:47 am
Guest wrote:
Wed Jun 09, 2021 7:44 am
Coppola's Dracula is a perfectly good adaptation of the novel ruined by retarded DraculaXMina fanfic.
And feminism
I guess? The whole point of making Dracula a romantic hero is to make him a symbol of sexual liberation and subversive anti-Christian values. It was a push by drug addicted commie lit scholars who came into their own as hippies on college campuses to make raping Christian women until they turn into child molesting devil worshippers cool and hip. Feminism is related to that line of thinking but mostly incidental.

A big problem with FFC's Drac is that it tries to make Dracula a misunderstood romantic hero, but other than a few scenes portraying Van Helsing as a dick fails to properly demonize the actual heroes of the story so Harker and the three suitors are just kind of left adrift in the plot of the film. Van Helsing is either a insane bigot unfairly persecuting the vampires or an unpleasant but still heroic figure or...both? Reeves was never going to be a ideal Harker but he might have had more to work with if he had someone, anyone, to give his character some kind of direction other than "be a whiny Brit loser who's only purpose in this story is to get cucked by an evil corpse." Similarly Lucy is both a willing supplicant of Dracula (as in the hippie boomer revisionist version of the story) and a innocent victim of his depredations, destroyed and ultimately twisted into a vile shadow of him that preys on children (what Stoker wrote).

So, it's a narrative mess. The only characters who really matter are Dracula and Mina, the lovestruck ancient vampire who just needs to be shown tender love and care to mend his broken heart and his drippy human girlfriend who's not like other girls you see. She's special. If you're thinking "that's Twilight" you're wrong, because that's every vampire romance written since 1970 whatever. It's pablum for teenage girls and bores middle aged housewives, except then Francis also includes in his story literal geysers of blood and Dracula shapeshifting. Notice how vampires don't turn into bats anymore and in fact in every piece of vampire fiction to come out since the turn of the millennium has mocked the very notion of vampires turning into bats? It's because bats are icky gross flying rats and that's not sexy and horny femcels are controlling the zeitgeist.

Coppola has Dracula being a misunderstood rich immortal warlord (hawt) with a broken heart and temper issues (hawt) but then he portrays him as taking the shape of an old man (ew) a bat monster (ick) a werewolf (as if!) and a literal swarm of rats (GROSS) so Coppola's Dracula becomes nobody's Dracula. To gorey and gross for the Twilight set, to sappy and soapy for horror fans.

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