#GuntStream: Ethan "the Arby's Rapist" Ralph thread

[Guest]

Does it matter?

Does it matter if he's a verified cuck? Yes!

He's a cuck even if the kid is his.

[Guest]

At least the average nigger who makes a kid and bolts isn't easily reachable for child support collection. Ethan Ralph is now bound to pay, during the next 18 YEARS, for a kid he will have absolutely zero contact with. Chad move indeed.

He triggered the NEETs and owned the NEETs by doing something no actual Chad has ever wanted to do (have a child).

[Kugelfisch]

5D chess so complicated, he checkmated himself somehow.

[Guest]

"You're autistic! You cant leave the house without a minder!" - Ethan Ralph, convicted alcoholic cop assaulter

[Kugelfisch]

What a patheticly low bar for a brag anyway. You made a child. Something literally every single one of our ancestors managed to do.

Something that is so simple to do by accident that the field of preventing pregnancies, abortions of even giving unwanted children away is the biggest non-vital medical industry in the world.

The amount of effort and money spent to preventing children dwarves sperm donations and artificial insemination so bad, it would be difficult to make a graph where the latter even shows.

It is the one thing people want less as a consequence from getting laid than a sexually transmitted disease.

Being able to get laid is already a weak brag. Anyone can. He is the proof by himself.
Being so glad that it happened that you try to sell the worst outcome of it, the only exception being AIDS specifically, as the best thing is just sad.

[Le Redditeur]

Not to mention, the mother is a drug user, so there's a very positive chance that the kid will have a plethora of birth defects.

[Guest]

That's if the kid is even his. Did he even think to get a paternity test? Did it ever occur to him, even in the back of his alcoholic retard mind that 'this emotionally disturbed, mentally ill 18 year old with drug problems might be taking me for a ride?'

[Guest]

That's if the kid is even his. Did he even think to get a paternity test? Did it ever occur to him, even in the back of his alcoholic retard mind that 'this emotionally disturbed, mentally ill 18 year old with drug problems might be taking me for a ride?'

Being a literal cuck makes him like MundaneMatt and makes the trolls win (because they're definitely not winning right now).

[rabidtictac]

I'm sure he avoided a paternity test for precisely that reason. Remember that the only reason anyone knows who Gunt is, is because of the "MATT NO."

[Guest]

>paying child support for a kid that's not yours to own the trolls