#GuntStream: Ethan "the Arby's Rapist" Ralph thread

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

I assume he went "I don't have too much Xanax, what are you talking about" before going "I do have too much Xanax, but I guess I can always sell it"?

[ebin namefag]

Wait, Xander has a stepdad?

[Complicity]

Delusional pig trying to act like there's any possibility of him selling his xans rather than continuing to pop them like candy.

>Say my name
<Ethan Oliver Gunt?
>You're goddamn right (dies of a stroke)

Wait, Xander has a stepdad?

>Raising Da Gunt's DNA

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

>Raising Da Gunt's DNA

Some people just want to play parenting on hard mode.

[Kugelfisch]

Easy mode, you mean. There's nothing one could mess up.

Anyway, I think it's all going to work out for him. That million is right around the corner and he'll have the biggest W ever. Just look at Jordan Peepeeson, actual millionaire with millions of fans and paypigs. Benzos worked out just great for him, so how could the Ralphamale do worse?
Year of the Gunt!

[ebin namefag]

look at Jordan Peepeeson, actual millionaire with millions of fans and paypigs. Benzos worked out just great for him, so how could the Ralphamale do worse?

[Le Redditeur]

Horse may have bolted from the Mexican pigpen; who knows if for real this time.



If confirmed, that's two for two on getting dropped by baby mommas. The Ralphamale is truly unstoppable.

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

I'm sure third time's gonna be the charm.

[Kugelfisch]

He won't forgive but he will forget at the rate he's popping benzos.

[rabidtictac]

He won't forgive but he will be in a coffin at the rate he's popping benzos.