PushingUpRoses AKA SuckingOutFatness (Advocate of suicide, Queen of cucking LGR)

[pibbs]

A box. An entire box of Ritz crackers.

A typical box:
291 grams or 10.3 oz
300 crackers in a box.
4,800 calories
6,300 milligrams of sodium

And no, she wasn't exaggerating, she will eat the entire fucking thing.

[Gendo's Ocular Dickhole]

And no, she wasn't exaggerating, she will eat the entire fucking thing.

Will that include the cardboard box + plastic bag?

[RAPEMAN]

A box. An entire box of Ritz crackers.

If she were getting stoned I'd understand eating an entire box and peanut butter Ritz sandwiches.

[pibbs]

And no, she wasn't exaggerating, she will eat the entire fucking thing.

Will that include the cardboard box + plastic bag?

That would include her own damn fingers if she didn't hold back the HUNGER

[wulfenlord]

And no, she wasn't exaggerating, she will eat the entire fucking thing.

Somehow I think that's not all she will be gorging, just a snack inbetween herusual binge-diet. I feel it in my wart :3

edit: yes, there will be more tiny little snacks on its way

Its like someone else owns the rights to something she mooches off from

[mad bum]

Maybe this should be a warning to stop making shitty murder she wrote content.

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

Never. She will keep doing the same thing while expecting different results.
Unless she's doing this on purpose to generate eternal drama with something so distant and uncaring it might as well be an Old One (as in she can keep @-ing them to her heart's content without any fear of them ever replying).

And no, she wasn't exaggerating, she will eat the entire fucking thing.

>thinking she will only eat one box

[Uguuboi]

She should just do the Nostalgia Critic thing where he does the "parody" sketches of movies, like with No Country For Old Men.

[wulfenlord]

She should just do the Jew wario thing.

[RAPEMAN]

She should just do the Jew wario thing.

This bitch is too vain to ever.