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Re: Nasty Cockslut aka Uncle Linky

Posted: Wed Jun 09, 2021 6:25 pm
by Le Redditeur
>rape scene ongoing
>suddenly
>THE LIGHTBRINGER!!!!! arrives
>the rapists flee from his mighty and pudgy presence
>The Lightbringer approaches the poor victim, who's sobbing and trying to cover herself
>"Don't worry, milady, you are safe now with the noble LIGHTBR-! PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS!"

Re: Nasty Cockslut aka Uncle Linky

Posted: Wed Jun 09, 2021 10:12 pm
by VoiceOfReasonPast
I thought the Lightbringer's reaction to rape was to sod off like the coward he is.

Re: Nasty Cockslut aka Uncle Linky

Posted: Wed Jun 09, 2021 10:25 pm
by Old Black Man
Le Redditeur wrote:
Wed Jun 09, 2021 6:25 pm
>rape scene ongoing
>suddenly
>THE LIGHTBRINGER!!!!! arrives
>the rapists flee from his mighty and pudgy presence
>The Lightbringer approaches the poor victim, who's sobbing and trying to cover herself
>"Don't worry, milady, you are safe now with the noble LIGHTBR-! PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS!"
I really want to pen this reboot of Lightbringer now.

Re: Nasty Cockslut aka Uncle Linky

Posted: Thu Jun 10, 2021 4:37 am
by Newhalf
I refuse to believe that Linkara didn't actually say "It is I, the Lightbringer!" at least once in his life.

Re: Nasty Cockslut aka Uncle Linky

Posted: Thu Jun 10, 2021 6:23 am
by Old Black Man
I believe it.

Re: Nasty Cockslut aka Uncle Linky

Posted: Thu Jun 10, 2021 9:50 am
by VoiceOfReasonPast
It was probably his go-to line before jumping into bed with IronLiz.

Re: Nasty Cockslut aka Uncle Linky

Posted: Fri Jun 11, 2021 6:03 am
by drisko
VoiceOfReasonPast wrote:
Thu Jun 10, 2021 9:50 am
It was probably his go-to line before jumping into bed with IronLiz.
Well Liz wouldn't let him touch the dick. I reckon he said it under his breath as he tried to work out why the girl he was crushing on didn't come up to ask him out.

Re: Nasty Cockslut aka Uncle Linky

Posted: Fri Jun 11, 2021 5:28 pm
by VoiceOfReasonPast
Of course, he could start a new multi-year story arc where the Plot Hole returns and erases all problematic people from his videos...
Or maybe it's some new cosmic horror doing it. Would give him a good excuse to raise the tension once again by posting Zalgo text in his comment section.

Re: Nasty Cockslut aka Uncle Linky

Posted: Thu Jun 17, 2021 2:06 am
by Guest

Striking while the iron is lukewarm, even taking into account that this is a patreon episode, no one outside of his already stagnant audience has cared about this movie for 5 years, also his hambeast of a wife is getting worse with her art.

Re: Nasty Cockslut aka Uncle Linky

Posted: Thu Jun 17, 2021 9:56 am
by VoiceOfReasonPast
Should've tackled the Snyder Cut, which is the only movie of this shared universe that people actually care about atm.