Nasty Cockslut aka Uncle Linky
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Re: Nasty Cockslut aka Uncle Linky
>rape scene ongoing
>suddenly
>THE LIGHTBRINGER!!!!! arrives
>the rapists flee from his mighty and pudgy presence
>The Lightbringer approaches the poor victim, who's sobbing and trying to cover herself
>"Don't worry, milady, you are safe now with the noble LIGHTBR-! PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS!"
>suddenly
>THE LIGHTBRINGER!!!!! arrives
>the rapists flee from his mighty and pudgy presence
>The Lightbringer approaches the poor victim, who's sobbing and trying to cover herself
>"Don't worry, milady, you are safe now with the noble LIGHTBR-! PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS!"
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Re: Nasty Cockslut aka Uncle Linky
I thought the Lightbringer's reaction to rape was to sod off like the coward he is.
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Re: Nasty Cockslut aka Uncle Linky
I really want to pen this reboot of Lightbringer now.Le Redditeur wrote: ↑Wed Jun 09, 2021 6:25 pm>rape scene ongoing
>suddenly
>THE LIGHTBRINGER!!!!! arrives
>the rapists flee from his mighty and pudgy presence
>The Lightbringer approaches the poor victim, who's sobbing and trying to cover herself
>"Don't worry, milady, you are safe now with the noble LIGHTBR-! PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS!"
I’m getting too old for this shitposting.
Re: Nasty Cockslut aka Uncle Linky
I refuse to believe that Linkara didn't actually say "It is I, the Lightbringer!" at least once in his life.
It's a trap!
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It was probably his go-to line before jumping into bed with IronLiz.
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Well Liz wouldn't let him touch the dick. I reckon he said it under his breath as he tried to work out why the girl he was crushing on didn't come up to ask him out.VoiceOfReasonPast wrote: ↑Thu Jun 10, 2021 9:50 amIt was probably his go-to line before jumping into bed with IronLiz.
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Of course, he could start a new multi-year story arc where the Plot Hole returns and erases all problematic people from his videos...
Or maybe it's some new cosmic horror doing it. Would give him a good excuse to raise the tension once again by posting Zalgo text in his comment section.
Or maybe it's some new cosmic horror doing it. Would give him a good excuse to raise the tension once again by posting Zalgo text in his comment section.
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Re: Nasty Cockslut aka Uncle Linky
Striking while the iron is lukewarm, even taking into account that this is a patreon episode, no one outside of his already stagnant audience has cared about this movie for 5 years, also his hambeast of a wife is getting worse with her art.
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Should've tackled the Snyder Cut, which is the only movie of this shared universe that people actually care about atm.
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