Nasty Cockslut aka Uncle Linky

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Re: Nasty Cockslut aka Uncle Linky

Post by Kugelfisch » Thu May 26, 2022 9:53 am

I think that just had to be done.
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Re: Nasty Cockslut aka Uncle Linky

Post by VoiceOfReasonPast » Thu May 26, 2022 10:11 am

How many panels do you think it would take to adapt his legendary HOPR rant?
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Re: Nasty Cockslut aka Uncle Linky

Post by BenComicGraphics » Thu May 26, 2022 12:59 pm

VoiceOfReasonPast wrote:
Thu May 26, 2022 10:11 am
How many panels do you think it would take to adapt his legendary HOPR rant?
One trait Lewis shares with Chris is when they did comics, they both had a habit of doing text dumps on pages.

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Re: Nasty Cockslut aka Uncle Linky

Post by VoiceOfReasonPast » Thu May 26, 2022 1:15 pm

It's a common trait for amateur webcomic "artists".
Some are just lazy and want to cram as much dialogue and exposition into each panel as possible so they don't have to draw (or copy-paste) more stuff.
Some are autists like Tim Buckley who refused to change their panel layout when their comic changed form a gag comic to one with ongoing storylines and shit.
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Re: Nasty Cockslut aka Uncle Linky

Post by Le Redditeur » Thu May 26, 2022 1:42 pm

VoiceOfReasonPast wrote:
Wed May 25, 2022 11:14 pm
Singular they can pop up in Business English, since using normal pronouns might be humanizing.

Also I did a thing. Linkara's wife is nothing if not inspiring.
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  • I figured that the best medallion for him would be the Lightbringer star. Another alternative would've been a green M&M
  • "Louis Williamson" is the name of his self-insert from the Angel Armor books, so I'm only making fun of a fictional character here :roll:
  • One of my pet peeves with his twitter presence is his love for splitting up entire essays into multiple tweets, so I decided that Comic Linkara never uses just one speech bubble
  • My other pet peeve with his twitter presence is how he splits up his essays in the middle of a sentence and puts ellipsis at the end (and start) to let you know there's gonna be more. I have no idea why Mr. English Major thinks this is a good idea. Probably some autistic desire to not "waste" the character limit of each and every tweet.
    So not only does Comic Linkara use 2 speech bubbles minimum, but he always splits up sentences between bubbles.
Excellent! Should be tweeted to him ASAP, like it was done to pibb's rendition of Peerod and Shehulk. Maybe that will also have the miraculous effect of making Lewis Lovehog shutting the fuck up for once.

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Re: Nasty Cockslut aka Uncle Linky

Post by VoiceOfReasonPast » Sat Jun 25, 2022 8:15 am

Linkara is mad over losing 27 cents. Also apparently his newest video is about Man of Steel. Does anyone even care about that movie in Current Year?
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Re: Nasty Cockslut aka Uncle Linky

Post by wulfenlord » Sat Jun 25, 2022 8:32 am

More importantly, will there be a HOPR on the newly teased Nigflix reboot/spinoff/diversification series? :3
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Re: Nasty Cockslut aka Uncle Linky

Post by mad bum » Sat Jun 25, 2022 9:12 pm

>its not a big deal, but let me go on a 5 tweet rant about it
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Re: Nasty Cockslut aka Uncle Linky

Post by VoiceOfReasonPast » Sat Jun 25, 2022 9:15 pm

mad bum wrote:
Sat Jun 25, 2022 9:12 pm
>its not a big deal, but let me go on a 5 tweet rant about it
No surprise, really. Dude uses twitter as his personal blog, and we all know how much he loves the sound of his own voice.
You could probably ask him what color the sky has, and he'd take about 8 tweets to answer.
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Re: Nasty Cockslut aka Uncle Linky

Post by Le Redditeur » Sat Jun 25, 2022 11:49 pm

THE LIGHTBRINGER! can't possibly explain himself in just a few words.

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