Nasty Cockslut aka Uncle Linky

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Re: Nasty Cockslut aka Uncle Linky

Post by Osterzone » Fri Mar 17, 2023 4:06 am

Fat, lazy, closeted homo forgets password. This is somehow Musk's fault

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Re: Nasty Cockslut aka Uncle Linky

Post by popeyeschickensandwich » Fri Mar 17, 2023 5:16 am

This isn't the last we've seen of The Lightbringer... But now he's 3d printing a saber to fight Elon.

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Re: Nasty Cockslut aka Uncle Linky

Post by VoiceOfReasonPast » Fri Mar 17, 2023 6:32 am

I'm sure it will piss him off to no end that this backup will never gain the amount of followers as the original.

>long story short
>still needs multiple tweets

I'd love to hear the unabridged version.
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Re: Nasty Cockslut aka Uncle Linky

Post by popeyeschickensandwich » Fri Mar 17, 2023 7:11 am

Linkara's always been that person who takes forever to say something simple. The unabridged is probably him going off on Elon and everyone who has wronged him, especially OneyPlays.

His friends or... whatever you call other people who do what he does for a living, are tweeting about it. So he might get something back.

Of course, he has to mention all the people he has to block and ends the tweet with a "DX" which feels so out of character for who he presents himself as but he doesn't present himself as a Nasty Cockslut either so... I can't really wrap my head around needing to announce you are going on a blocking spree on a social media you continue to choose to use at his age.

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Re: Nasty Cockslut aka Uncle Linky

Post by Kugelfisch » Fri Mar 17, 2023 4:27 pm

Let's help him out by guessing what his password might have been!
greenmmthirst?
gorillakeeper69?
bbcocksleve?
trannysucker5000?
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Re: Nasty Cockslut aka Uncle Linky

Post by VoiceOfReasonPast » Fri Mar 17, 2023 4:50 pm

It's clearly "Hmmmmmmmm"
The problem is remembering how many ms there are.
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Re: Nasty Cockslut aka Uncle Linky

Post by Musical Space Cowboy » Fri Mar 17, 2023 6:30 pm

How about "deadgirlghostgun123"?

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Re: Nasty Cockslut aka Uncle Linky

Post by Osterzone » Fri Mar 17, 2023 8:33 pm

He's refollowing people manually. Todd, Marzy, LittleCuckriboh, Loopy, Suede, and Movieblob all got follows before his wife. He also refollowed Orcril even though she abandoned her account since 2019, but still hasn't refollowed Spoony. Guess they're not friends anymore

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Re: Nasty Cockslut aka Uncle Linky

Post by pibbs » Fri Mar 17, 2023 9:20 pm

OLd Twitter= 50k followers.
Most of those are probably people who have long lost interest in him, but are too lazy to unfollow most of the people they dont care about anymore.

New Twitter = 1,200+

And he's having to beg to get some back.
>communication stuff
What? Retweeting every tranny and loser's GoFundMe that asks?
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Re: Nasty Cockslut aka Uncle Linky

Post by VoiceOfReasonPast » Fri Mar 17, 2023 9:28 pm

He was a household name in the retweeting business.
And maybe he can get back his followers by uploading a little HoPR-style video explaining everything.

"Many of you have been paying attention and have started to follow my new twitter account - but some of you have not been paying attention..."
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