Nasty Cockslut aka Uncle Linky

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Kama
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Re: Nasty Cockslut aka Uncle Linky

Post by Kama » Wed Feb 21, 2024 2:06 am

VoiceOfReasonPast wrote:
Tue Feb 20, 2024 8:30 pm
Rushy wrote:
Tue Feb 20, 2024 8:21 pm
Joe never gave a fuck. He only cut ties with CA to make sure his brand doesn't become compromised. There's been zero contact between him and CtC. Wasn't in the audio drama or anything.
The only one allowed to compromise Joe is Joe himself.
Joe did that already when he fedora tipped and unsheathed his katana against gamers to defend Anita Sarkeesian

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Re: Nasty Cockslut aka Uncle Linky

Post by BenComicGraphics » Wed Feb 21, 2024 3:54 am

Lewis loves to bury that hatchet.... In someone's back

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Re: Nasty Cockslut aka Uncle Linky

Post by Old Black Man » Wed Feb 21, 2024 5:06 am

Rushy wrote:
Tue Feb 20, 2024 8:29 pm
pibbs wrote:
Mon Feb 19, 2024 7:07 pm
I think Doge just had a soft-spot for retards. Probably thought they would be easier to control. Stupid man.
Being Doge's friend would be incredibly easy. Just laugh at his jokes and don't make a nuisance of yourself.

It's also why he's a terrible leader. He's all Hakuna Matata. The very opposite of a micro-manager, which is what these people needed to have any chance of success.
If they wanted a micro manager they should have kept the amazing atheist around.
I’m getting too old for this shitposting.

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Re: Nasty Cockslut aka Uncle Linky

Post by VoiceOfReasonPast » Wed Feb 21, 2024 6:18 am

Kama wrote:
Wed Feb 21, 2024 2:06 am
Joe did that already when he fedora tipped and unsheathed his katana against gamers to defend Anita Sarkeesian
Or the countless times he's thrown temper tantrums at his fans for telling him. What to do.
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Re: Nasty Cockslut aka Uncle Linky

Post by Kugelfisch » Thu Feb 22, 2024 8:26 pm

Suede might just be the most autistic person I've ever had the displeasure of listening to. I'm including fucking Chris-chan here!

Linkara being a forgiving guy? Cockslut Lewie? My nigga, even waaaay back in the days when CA was nothing but TGWTG and relevant, when the entire Internet was different and you had to let shit buffer, when one would perhaps watch Lewis for convenience and novelty reasons, everyone that isn't ultra has-to-wear-helmet kinda retarded could see within a second that Lewis is a fucking asshole.

Pure and distilled bellend, cockhead, dickwad, shitcunt. He gets way too much slack!
It's just way too fun to make fun of him. Imitate his ranting style. You'll have a fantastic time memeing this actual lolcow.

But that's not who Lewis actually is. If he was like Rocco's Voltage Vengerz parody, we'd actually watch him. He'd have a GothicKingCobraJFS-style following.

In reality, Lewis - as a person - is a self-aggrandizing, totally unironic, egotistical piece of shit. Just and awful shithead that is draining on your soul.
Why the fuck do you think Ben is even here and has been posting, almost exclusively, in this thread? He can't get enough of calling him a cunt. Understandably so!

Kama thinking he was one of the first to turn coat isn't unsurprising either. You'd absolutely expect Linky to be the first of the backstabbing party! All of us were surprised back then.
Until we realized he cared about his bottom line too much.

Suede is the most oblivious NPC motherfucker there is. An Oblivion shopkeep with a bucket on their head has more mental wherewithal.

How very forgiving! Just throw yourself into the dust, crawl a mile through Death Valley and admit ultimate wrongdoing, Doge! Then you may gain the respect, not forgiveness, of one of the biggest pieces of shit you ever dealt with. Sound good? *snort*
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Re: Nasty Cockslut aka Uncle Linky

Post by Kama » Sun Mar 03, 2024 3:23 pm

So was the wellness check Linky sent to Brad’s house, burying the hatchet?

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Re: Nasty Cockslut aka Uncle Linky

Post by Kugelfisch » Mon Mar 04, 2024 4:12 pm

When Linky does it, it's justified. He fully expects Brad to realise that and apologise to him.
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Re: Nasty Cockslut aka Uncle Linky

Post by BenComicGraphics » Wed Mar 06, 2024 10:35 pm

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zmvjpsa5Ju8

The unhinged rant about saddam and muslims and child slaves is really insane.

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Re: Nasty Cockslut aka Uncle Linky

Post by Osterzone » Fri Mar 15, 2024 4:14 am

How does a teenager get so wrapped in being a neocon anyway? Who's feeding him these talking points? It's not like he went to a Christian private school. There had to be someone he was trying to impress and he wanted to emulate them.

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Re: Nasty Cockslut aka Uncle Linky

Post by Liar Revealed » Wed Mar 20, 2024 1:54 am

お前はもう死んでいる。

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