Nasty Cockslut aka Uncle Linky

[Liar Revealed]

So I hear that shitty movie Eragon is getting a reboot on streaming services.
The backstory of the teenage boy that originally wrote that crap and whose parents got it published reminded me of Linky and his mother. Would the Eragon kid have been an inspiration for them?

[BenComicGraphics]

So I hear that shitty movie Eragon is getting a reboot on streaming services.
The backstory of the teenage boy that originally wrote that crap and whose parents got it published reminded me of Linky and his mother. Would the Eragon kid have been an inspiration for them?

Paolini? Fuck yes.

[Musical Space Cowboy]

Didn't the original book of Eragon wholesale rip-off elements of Star Wars and LotR so much that they had to change the script for the movie? Of course that brat was the inspiration for Uncle Linky and his terrible, terrible writing.

[Le Redditeur]

>we'll never get a cinematic adaptation of THE LIGHTBRINGER! starring Jeremy Irons and John Malkovich

Who you think Lewis would pick to play the titular hero?

[Kugelfisch]

Himself of course.

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

A shame Linkara's fantay epic doesn't feature some made-up magic language which he swears is totally fleshed-out.

Didn't the original book of Eragon wholesale rip-off elements of Star Wars and LotR so much that they had to change the script for the movie? Of course that brat was the inspiration for Uncle Linky and his terrible, terrible writing.

Don't forget Dragonriders of Pern

[BenComicGraphics]

A shame Linkara's fantay epic doesn't feature some made-up magic language which he swears is totally fleshed-out.

It actually did. He had different words for magic, water, the moon, the sun, etc.

[McGinnis]

So I hear that shitty movie Eragon is getting a reboot on streaming services.

Why? God. The film was an awful and painfully transparent attempt to ape the success of the LOTR films and the book was likewise a flash-in-the-pan derivative slop

They might as well make Lightbringer

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

It's an established IP with 4 book's worth of shite to adapt, and unlike A Thong of Ice and Fire it's actually finished.

[wulfenlord]

Someone should rewrite Eragon from the viewpoint of the Gary Stus brother Roran Stronghammer (or whatever he was called. It's been years since I read it), because somehow this Paolini faggot who got only published because his parents sucked huge amounts of cock wrote a more intriguing story for the minor character than he did for the MC.

Or did I just get that feeling because Eragons brother did have to actually work for his success, instead of having shoved magic/prophecies/elven princesses in his arse?