Nasty Cockslut aka Uncle Linky

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Re: Nasty Cockslut aka Uncle Linky

Post by VoiceOfReasonPast » Tue May 11, 2021 8:13 pm

Employing your own wife has a bit of a shady vibe to it. Dunno if he would come up with this on his own.
She probably just told him that she was gonna do the title cards from now on, and he just nodded.
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Re: Nasty Cockslut aka Uncle Linky

Post by Guest » Tue May 11, 2021 9:58 pm

She beats him viciously where it doesn't show so he can continue filming.

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Re: Nasty Cockslut aka Uncle Linky

Post by drisko » Tue May 11, 2021 10:25 pm

VoiceOfReasonPast wrote:
Tue May 11, 2021 8:13 pm
Employing your own wife has a bit of a shady vibe to it. Dunno if he would come up with this on his own.
She probably just told him that she was gonna do the title cards from now on, and he just nodded.
Oh God, is she going to slowly take over until she's the new Linkara?

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Re: Nasty Cockslut aka Uncle Linky

Post by Kugelfisch » Tue May 11, 2021 10:31 pm

VoiceOfReasonPast wrote:
Tue May 11, 2021 8:13 pm
Employing your own wife has a bit of a shady vibe to it.
Why? Employing family, especially one's wife, is just about the most common thing for small to mid-sized businesses in the world.
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Re: Nasty Cockslut aka Uncle Linky

Post by BenComicGraphics » Tue May 11, 2021 10:40 pm

Kugelfisch wrote:
Tue May 11, 2021 10:31 pm
VoiceOfReasonPast wrote:
Tue May 11, 2021 8:13 pm
Employing your own wife has a bit of a shady vibe to it.
Why? Employing family, especially one's wife, is just about the most common thing for small to mid-sized businesses in the world.
he can greatly inflate her salary and use that as a way to move around money

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Re: Nasty Cockslut aka Uncle Linky

Post by Guest » Tue May 11, 2021 10:47 pm

BenComicGraphics wrote:
Tue May 11, 2021 10:40 pm
he can greatly inflate her salary
He's Linkara, not Dobson

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Re: Nasty Cockslut aka Uncle Linky

Post by Kugelfisch » Tue May 11, 2021 11:10 pm

BenComicGraphics wrote:
Tue May 11, 2021 10:40 pm
he can greatly inflate her salary and use that as a way to move around money
No idea if it's just the IRS being bitchmade or if you are talking out of your ass. Generally speaking, tax offices of nations that aren't banana republics won't just let you pay a spouse whatever the hell you want and would tax exceptionally high income so hard it wouldn't be worth it in the first place.

That aside, he'd need to earn a killing in the first place to make that kind of tunnelling a concern. It'd actually be more profitable to buy a house in her name from the profit to shield it from a potential bankruptcy.

He makes under 3k on payacon. After taxes he should make about as much as some middle class employee, if that.
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Re: Nasty Cockslut aka Uncle Linky

Post by VoiceOfReasonPast » Wed May 12, 2021 10:38 am

Maybe it was just a gut feeling of me. Whenever INs are involved, I think less of a legitimate family buisness and more of the classic manager/politician blunder of giving your sweetheart a job that pays pretty well, but no one can really tell you what she's doing.

Not that this matters. What does matter is if she's as good as her husband at keeping a weekly schedule.
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Tue May 11, 2021 10:25 pm
Oh God, is she going to slowly take over until she's the new Linkara?
I can see it before me: The final final confrontation with MechaKara. Explosions happen all over the screen as these two mighty warriors fight for the fate of the universe.
Then, with one last "I AM A MAN!", Linkara punches his arch nemesis.
A large explosions follows. Then silence.
Eventually, Linkara's hat, no without a master, slowly falls in front of Viga.
Slowly, she reaches out ot it.
Except she's too fat for that so Linkara has to do some editing magic.
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Re: Nasty Cockslut aka Uncle Linky

Post by Guestfag » Wed May 12, 2021 12:15 pm

VoiceOfReasonPast wrote:
Wed May 12, 2021 10:38 am
Maybe it was just a gut feeling of me. Whenever INs are involved, I think less of a legitimate family buisness and more of the classic manager/politician blunder of giving your sweetheart a job that pays pretty well, but no one can really tell you what she's doing.

Not that this matters. What does matter is if she's as good as her husband at keeping a weekly schedule.
drisko wrote:
Tue May 11, 2021 10:25 pm
Oh God, is she going to slowly take over until she's the new Linkara?
I can see it before me: The final final confrontation with MechaKara. Explosions happen all over the screen as these two mighty warriors fight for the fate of the universe.
Then, with one last "I AM A MAN!", Linkara punches his arch nemesis.
A large explosions follows. Then silence.
Eventually, Linkara's hat, no without a master, slowly falls in front of Viga.
Slowly, she reaches out ot it.
Except she's too fat for that so Linkara has to do some editing magic.
It will take so long, it's possible there will be Daughter of Linkara series.
Who will be father won't be a plot twist and his manly woman is covered - he won't figure out it was the bull, because she's already right color.

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Re: Nasty Cockslut aka Uncle Linky

Post by Newhalf » Wed May 12, 2021 12:18 pm

Honest question, if your wife is fat and black, will black bulls actually be interested?
It's a trap!

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