Nasty Cockslut aka Uncle Linky

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Re: Nasty Cockslut aka Uncle Linky

Post by Guest » Fri Jul 23, 2021 12:10 pm

Kugelfisch wrote:
Fri Jul 23, 2021 10:43 am
Good luck finding a good writer in current Hollywood.
Are there any good writers in Hollywood? No. Are there any halfway competent writers who know not to fill up the word balloons with giant walls of text? Yeah, there are a few

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Re: Nasty Cockslut aka Uncle Linky

Post by GitGud » Fri Jul 23, 2021 1:04 pm

Kugelfisch wrote:
Fri Jul 23, 2021 10:43 am
Good luck finding a good writer in current Hollywood.
I could give it a try......creating a new SAW-Style francise.
The Story beginns when some second class "Stars" are called in for a casting. They are put in a big warehouse full of traps and everywere are Webcams. The only way to survive is to act so good that the people on the internet vote for you.
The Cam´s are streamed on some Normie-Class Chaturbate Website, and everything gore and all the murders are explained to the people online as Filters and Tricks.
The Badguy gets money from the Service and people think i´t´s a show, but in reality they slaughter Stars in different ways, with powertools and shop made Sextoys, like Mr. 12Inch....a big wheel made from cast iron with a big motor to spin it. all around are mounted 12 inch silicone dildos, and the contraption kann be moved on rails to a chair. The Target is straped in the chair and the wheel moves closer in head height, and after some seconds the person in the chair gets 100 powerslaps per minute in the face till bones and blood is flying
I will return when i the times are dire.
"I had this nurse yesterday who was super careful giving me morphine and she sais "this could kill 4 of me lols"

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Re: Nasty Cockslut aka Uncle Linky

Post by VoiceOfReasonPast » Fri Jul 23, 2021 3:51 pm

How about one of those fucking machines, except it just drills deeper and deeper into your ass until the dildo comes out of the victims mouth?
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Re: Nasty Cockslut aka Uncle Linky

Post by GitGud » Fri Jul 23, 2021 5:18 pm

Crossbow Dildo Shooter....
But i would honestly pay for some kind of MME-Fight with giant dildos. Like sword fighting till one party lies down on the ground, bleeding with missing teeth....
I will return when i the times are dire.
"I had this nurse yesterday who was super careful giving me morphine and she sais "this could kill 4 of me lols"

That was fun.
-Auli

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Re: Nasty Cockslut aka Uncle Linky

Post by Guest » Thu Jul 29, 2021 11:50 pm

"Oy vey who needs unions, benefits, and good wages? You can be replaced if you bitch. "

That is so absolute pure Jew


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Re: Nasty Cockslut aka Uncle Linky

Post by Guest » Thu Jul 29, 2021 11:53 pm


Maybe if you spent less time on twitter like a sped you wouldn't get spoiled on your favorite manbaby show.

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Re: Nasty Cockslut aka Uncle Linky

Post by Guest » Fri Jul 30, 2021 12:06 am

Guest wrote:
Thu Jul 29, 2021 11:53 pm

Maybe if you spent less time on twitter like a sped you wouldn't get spoiled on your favorite manbaby show.
He doesn't like it anymore. He admitted in the next tweet that he doesn't watch for fun, just for History of Power Rangers. Lewis, stop treating your fans like shit. If you want to become like Spoony, then you're doing a heck of a job of becoming Spoony.

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Re: Nasty Cockslut aka Uncle Linky

Post by Kugelfisch » Fri Jul 30, 2021 12:18 am

Bockmist! Autists never stop liking childhood crap.
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Re: Nasty Cockslut aka Uncle Linky

Post by Moe Bitches » Fri Jul 30, 2021 12:40 am

He'll watch it when he watches it!
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Re: Nasty Cockslut aka Uncle Linky

Post by Old Black Man » Fri Jul 30, 2021 12:53 am

I just have to? How long till “My world is mighty morphin hell.”
I’m getting too old for this shitposting.

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